holymolyrolypoly

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

if u send me a tiktok longer than 30 seconds imma heart so it seems like i actually watched and keep scrolling

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

i’ve never tried Captain D’s before nor seen anyone at that restaurant. i was wondering like what if i tried it and i fucked with it. would u put people on?

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

ended up peeing on my living room chair standing up….

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

last weekend i got so blacked out i slept walked and pissed in my trash can according to my gf. this weekend i’m gonna try and black out so hard i piss in my dogs water bowl

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

i could never be a barber solely bc i fart way too often

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

Rao’s frozen pizza is insane

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

what you rather chop off ur own finger and eat it for 10 million or chop off ur friends finger and feed it to him for 1 million

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

why in the flying fuck is football being played on netflix. netflix is used for SHOWS AND MOVIES. put it on regular youtube tv u fucking money sucking ass wipes

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

things i can do while waiting for my pub sub to be made:

- run a marathon
- take the SAT
- swim the entire length of the mississippi river
- make 10 pub subs before they make mine

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

during ever graduation there’s always one family who has the most autistic child

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

is it appropriate for a grown man to ride a scooter?

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

i’ve never seen anyone eat at captain D’s before. how is the chain still alive

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

not knowing where the extra toilet paper is when ur dropping the kids off at a friends house is scarier than getting kidnapped by the taliban.

[Jason Harmon @JasonHarmonNFL]

If the Vikings ever make a Super Bowl in my lifetime I’m watching that game alone in a dark room and not speaking to a soul.

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Chappell Roan gets naked at the Grammys and no one bats an eye, I get naked at Dave and Buster’s and everyone loses their god damn minds

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

21 savage’s new album makes me wanna listen to rap again. he’s the best to ever do it

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

@AnthonyBarr i want mac jones

[holymolyrolypoly @flickrick15]

great thanksgiving spread