@OttoMatik22 People from the city have the dead eyed stare that comes from the constant overstimulation. The constant need to go axe throwing or whatever, never developing the skills to just sit in a parked car and talk for hours
dying peacefully at age 90 surrounded by family and friends but I got the martyrdom perk so I drop a grenade, spraying everyone in the room's insides all over the walls instantly
My teeth are so fucked up that they're soft to the touch. A potato chip could carve a chunk out of one, if it hit it just right. When I clench my jaw too tight out of anger, blood shoots out. Like a crazy amount of blood just blasts out of my gums. I go to the dentist every day.
Text from my girlfriend: I’m leaving you
Me 30 seconds from being killed by a government sniper for having a scientifically too small penis: We gon rock this club. We gon go all night. We gon light it up, like it’s dy-no-mite! Ooh a textie 😛