(Punished Kitten)

Jails • Institutions • Death

[(Punished Kitten) @flightofpom]

@OttoMatik22 People from the city have the dead eyed stare that comes from the constant overstimulation. The constant need to go axe throwing or whatever, never developing the skills to just sit in a parked car and talk for hours

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

Dale Jr. kept racing and won at the track that took his dad not 5 months later. that’s legacy—this is cowardice

[le'on @twobularbells]

Greg in his gay little diary: "today i got molested at school and my life sucks"
Rodrick in the basement:

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Last 60 seconds before I clock out: 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

[🥋 @DojoWarVeteran]

as a child i had no sympathy for the plight of any of the podracers

[SUPER LILY KART @lilybeeX3]

dying peacefully at age 90 surrounded by family and friends but I got the martyrdom perk so I drop a grenade, spraying everyone in the room's insides all over the walls instantly

[jokes kerouac @WL71p7MpFi9722]

im off like 10 adderall just sitting around doin nothing

[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

oh duh, *i smack my forehead but i’m so weak and frail it knocks me out for an hour and i wake up my pants pissed and nobody around for miles*

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

mr beast just caressed my naval region with his deformed claws

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

My dad used to cover me in bacon grease and let me roam around Target and theyd have to get an animal control officer to capture me

[🌺 caulk🌺 @tenthousund]

ripping my ass hair out and stuffing it in the clothes at walmart

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Had a dream some guy got hung and he stayed alive for 3 months by eating m&ms in his pocket

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

My teeth are so fucked up that they're soft to the touch. A potato chip could carve a chunk out of one, if it hit it just right. When I clench my jaw too tight out of anger, blood shoots out. Like a crazy amount of blood just blasts out of my gums. I go to the dentist every day.

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

burger king just dragged me into a dim cellar and experimented on my orifices

[rabies🇵🇸 @SaddamTransfem]

Marx came to me in a dream last night.

She's black.

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Just heard a strange podcast where the host was singing and playing guitar the whole time? and it was only 3 minutes long

[Mr. Gangnam-Frog 🐸 @WhoIsMrWeed]

You REALLY know you’ve shit yourself when you look down into your pants and see poop and smell poop also

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

Doing salvia and becoming a tik tok notification for 18 years

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Text from my girlfriend: I’m leaving you

Me 30 seconds from being killed by a government sniper for having a scientifically too small penis: We gon rock this club. We gon go all night. We gon light it up, like it’s dy-no-mite! Ooh a textie 😛