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Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?🥤

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why paint me like one of those french girls when you can eat me like one of those french croissants

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@RobDenBleyker fuck Kevin

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@holleratbrian why does she look like our favorite babushka? 🤣🤣

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when will cats realize that the licking must stop?

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am i going to have children?! i still tuck my stuffed animals in so none of them feel abandoned

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@RobDenBleyker dead ass fuck

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@Shelem304 14 if they’re black
8 if they’re red
Solid 2.5 if they’re green

Over 9000 if they’re frozen AND black

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going on a stupid run for my stupid mental health

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going on a stupid run for my stupid mental health

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@schoonerz I always break the pack open enough for me to feel it.

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@pollarik up your butt

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men will seriously wear cargo shorts instead of going to therapy.

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@e_cantrell23 I will I promise

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@holleratbrian No

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@adamgreattweet @ellencastro91 I named mine Macchiato (Otto for short), AKA Lil Beebee Boi, Lil Turkey, Momma’s Beebee

[Aubrey Plaza (fake) (not real) (parody) (satire) @_glassduster]

LET 👏 THE 👏 WOMEN 👏 IN 👏 YOUR 👏 LIFE 👏 STAB 👏 YOU 👏 IF 👏 THEY 👏 WANT 👏

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SCOTUS? how about SCROTUS, amirite?

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the urge to smash your cat’s face in while passionately screaming “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH”

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my toxic trait is knowing that my music taste is better than anyone else’s