Michael Lurie

No apologies. No excuses. No tolerance for stupidity.

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

@HarlanCoben WHEN?!?!?

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

@gfstarr1 Attended public school. No mention of the Holocaust. Shameful. Learned about it in Hebrew School.

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

@JumboHart What if - Dave Stapleton was playing 1st base instead of Bill Buckner in ‘86 WS Game 6?

[Chevy Chase @ChevyChaseToGo]

Win a Signed Fletch shirt! Our new shirts created by artist @patrick_ganino are in!

I’m giving you a chance to win a shirt signed by me

To enter: Just retweet this post (winner on Saturday)

OR, You can just buy one of these unsigned shirts by visiting: https://t.co/eHg2tPlGkg

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

@girlatthegame NFL-themed Roomba

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@tuffystone Myron?

[Communal @communalmfg]

🌞GIVEAWAY🌞

LIKE & FOLLOW FOR A FREE EIGHTH

3 random followers will be chosen to win an eighth of our new top shelf strain, Sour Space Candy 👽🍭

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

Good thing my wife keeps mine in a jar over the mantle.

[New York Post @nypost]

Testicles may make men more vulnerable to coronavirus: study https://t.co/wrkSIQ48iV

[Graig Kreindler @GraigKreindler]

Follow me and retweet this before Friday, April 3 at 9:00 PM EDT and I'll pick three random winners. Each will receive both a Ty Cobb and Honus Wagner T206 business card (signed at your request)!

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

Is the “revised” @RedSox logo promoting “social distancing,” or reflecting how disconnected the Ownership Group is from its fans?

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

Yes!

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

America’s future. God help us all. 🤦

[CBS News @CBSNews]

“If I get corona, I get corona. At the end of the day, I'm not gonna let it stop me from partying”: Spring breakers are still flocking to Miami, despite coronavirus warnings. https://t.co/KoYKI8zNDH

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

I thought the Catholic Church didn’t allow the use of “protection?”

[Rich Coppola @richcoppola8]

Archdiocese of Hartford cancels Masses but will allow confession with 'heavy protection' https://t.co/Tt05G5HXlX

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

@gfstarr1 If we’d let them play baseball, and they hadn’t cheated, it would have been sufficient.

[Gabrielle Starr @gfstarr1]

if they’d just played baseball and hadn’t cheated, then we’d let them play baseball

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

Let’s go Yankees! On second thought…. I’d rather stay in trouble

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

YOU'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!

You get to send one sports related tweet that would alarm your followers that you're in trouble.

What's your tweet?

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

@gfstarr1 Those better be some DAMN TASTY TOTS

[MLB Players Media @MLBPlayersMedia]

Brock Holt's accomplishments -- on and off the field -- are far too many to squeeze into a tweet.

Watch and you'll understand. 👇🏼

@Brewers #ThisIsMyCrew

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

@lurielove Mazel-Tov! 🥂

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

@CallahanPodcast So few people remember what a Sad Sack Nomar was in 2004. Thank you Gerry for the reminder.
Keep
Up the great work!!

[Michael Lurie @Flip9418]

@BrockStar4Lyf
Thank you and good luck.