New therapist, first session: “So it looks like on your file you wrote down you struggle with alcohol consumption, is they correct?”
Me, sipping my cocktail through a straw: “Yes”
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My best friend @ me: “all of the men (exes) you liked look like they taste like cardboard”
☠️☠️☠️ chat, I’m afraid I’m not gonna be able to recover from this
Ain’t no way someone is pulling a Pretty Little Liars on me and leaving notes on my car signed A because they don’t think I’ve lived in the building I’ve lived in for 4 years- 😭😂😭
Can’t believe at work someone actually came up to me and had to say, “Hey.. can you tell your boss to get the two dead squirrels that are in his hat out of our office please?” 😂😭😂😭😂
Today I got tickets to Ateez AND my boss gave me a thank you present where he wrote a really nice note saying that I’ll always have a place on his team but he supports me fully on my journey into a different department 🥹💙🥹💙🥹 guess I’m crying in the club today