Philippa Vallely

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@Migrainenostril Mine see no problem with that

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@BeccadT Sadly my area is still Tory - expected. What I didn't expect was LD came closer than ever before- less than 2000 votes (whereas it's normally a landslide).

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@BeccadT I was just following the local Poole election, had 3 recounts, exciting stuff! Labour won with only 18 votes! Dorset has predominantly gone LibDem or Labour- unheard of!

[The Inbetweeners @InbetweenerVidz]

Waving the Tories off

#ElectionResults #GeneralElections2024 #UKElection2024
#GeneralElection2024 #GeneralElection24

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@Migrainenostril Same!!!

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@timecaptales There was a torture I once read about that a Shanghai gangster called Big Ear Du would exact, by severing the tendons in a person's body so that they were unable to move, and then dumping them on the street. No one would help because they knew who had done it and were too scared

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

Change... but to what? For whom? How?

Seriously, you've had 14 years to think about this.

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@Migrainenostril My brother has a parking space near Liverpool St, super cheap. WhatsApp me if you want details! Alternatively, drive to somewhere like Watford or Cheshunt and get the train from there!

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@Migrainenostril @RoyalMailHelp Clearly an impenetrable fortress 🙄

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@RoyalMailHelp If your drivers are going to lie about 'attempted delivery', at least make it believable. This is literally my access...

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@TonyKent_Writes Fucks left to give

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@BeccadT I reckon @gordonjcrawford is most likely 🤣🤣🤣

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@Migrainenostril Oh Lou....

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@Migrainenostril Running into the tree was the winner!

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@YahooCare like others, app not working. I can't clear data as it will delete passwords and I don't have a current record (and the verification is my other yahoo account)... should I just wait for app to fix, or can you change the verification at your end to a mobile number?

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@BeccadT I'm not 100% on details, but Essex Anglo-European pride themselves (pun intended) on being inclusive. Contact Jody Gee, Headteacher

[Massive Attack @MassiveAttackUK]

#CeasefireInGazaNOW

@ThangamMP? @darrenpjones? @karinsmyth? @KerryMP? #BRISTOL

https://t.co/cx6eL6uvJm

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

In today's "animals are more decent than humans"...

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Rangers discovered a one-year-old hippo, whom they have named Owen, alone and dehydrated near Kenya's Indian Ocean coast after he became separated from his herd in 2004.

They took him to a wildlife sanctuary in Mombasa, where he soon found a male tortoise with the same dark grey coloring as adult hippos.

The tortoise initially hissed at Owen, warning him to stay away, but according to park officials the pair have since become inseparable.

The Aldabran tortoise, called Mzee, or "Old Man" in Swahili, now eats and sleeps beside Owen. Rangers say they could not have placed Owen with another herd of hippos as he would have been killed by an adult male.

The park's tourism manager, Pauline Kimoto, told reporters: "Since Owen arrived on 27 December, the tortoise behaves like a mother to him. The hippo follows the tortoise around and licks his face."

[Philippa Vallely @flippa03]

@The_Globe They have been at a great feast of languages,
and stol’n the scraps. (LLL)