Franker

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

when you only use she her pronouns for cats even if their name is like. pickup truck or Daniel or whatever

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

penning my next novel. I'm titling it "Officially Famished". it's from the point of view of a woman who was really hungry that one time!

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

canon event: morning person who says some shit like who closed last night working a closing shift and a being pressed as fuck to get out leaving as many tasks as possible unfinished

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

Video games are like dessert for the mind

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

a two day weekend is more succulent when you work 6 days in a row

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

bro I am inundated with fear

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

Why is the gag reflex stronger in the morning

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night
Got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake
Get some whipped cream on the top, too

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

When you realize you're a type of guy just like everyone else

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

im a piece of chocolate melting in your pocket

[Jiankui He @Jiankui_He]

I will destroy the pharmaceutical industry.

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

i cant remember what the shit i was gonna do tomorrow but heres a couple things ill throw in there investigate organizational systems call/email someone visit the zone and perhaps purchase shoe items.

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

I find that I am annoying.

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

yeah man it feels so beautiful out here it's like a video game

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

Today im waking up suicidal but don't worry it's not actionable it's just a creative way to spiritually punish myself for my embarrassments

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

I'm gonna sleep as shit tonight

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

It's time for me to go to bed. Ok now imagine me closing my laptop and resting my head on my pillow.

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

ok that was the last time i eat a peanut butter pie.

[Franker @Flipper_Guy]

I feel like you have to be a bit dumb to get really ripped and shredded