Rick Parsons

There's a purpose to the porpoise. Unapologetic supporter of ALL UK sports.

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@markcstory How do you sleep at night being a Dodgers fan?

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@KYHuangs It does make you wonder why he would ever follow you. Unless he really likes ping pong.

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@tsnmike Sorry. All I saw was “blah, blah, blah”

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@haslametrics

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@tsnmike They hired an attorney?

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@KYHuangs The name “Kentucky” on the jersey means a lot to fans. But very little to players. UK basketball won a title in 2012. The fanbase remembers it well. Most players today weren’t even in school yet. Players want money and/or playing time. Fans want wins.

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Still true.

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I think I figured it out. When the pitch leaves the WVU pitcher’s hand, it’s a strike. When it leaves the UK pitcher’s hand, it’s automatically a ball.

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High level college baseball is basically little league with a lot more flexing

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I think I figured it out. When the pitch leaves the WVU pitcher’s hand, it’s a strike. When it leaves the UK pitcher’s hand, it’s automatically a ball.

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Holy hell.

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@haslametrics Did you have Wisconsin at 1?

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@haslametrics

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At this point why would Michigan attempt any shot beyond 12 feet?

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@markcstory

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@markcstory

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@markcstory Yep. I had it right.

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@tsnmike @sportingnews Nope. You’re done when I say you’re done. (OK, fine.)

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There are worse things that losing. That should always be remembered when you think you want someone as your coach.