Patrick Spelman

The views expressed here are almost always, unless explicitly stated otherwise the thoughts of a much larger more sinister corporation.

Your dad loves me.

[Patrick Spelman @flippflop]

I remember googling the American NSA (National Security Agency) a few years ago and instead my top result was the NSA (National Sheep Association), and that was when it all changed.

[Patrick Spelman @flippflop]

@itsstillkieran Well, I don't know all the details of why your brain lashes out at you, so I'll refrain from any unwelcome advice other than telling you to rest as much as you can.

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

Sorry Chris

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[🇱🇹 @agneponx]

Your fella posts Ann Widdecombe murder reconstructions on Twitter

[Anita Singh @anitathetweeter]

Love an awkward interview

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

First look at a Latverian Witch for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’.

The costume is on display at #SDCC

[Patrick Spelman @flippflop]

@HeyBuckHey @HilaryDuff Genuinely all I need.

[Runs until Root Passes Tendulkar @RootRuns]

Bonnie Moo

[Patrick Spelman @flippflop]

They've made him look like a cheeky mouse.

[Pratty @PrattyTweets]

He deadass ruined his face bro he got no aura left…

[Patrick Spelman @flippflop]

Thrilled to announce that I'm absolutely beautiful AND self-obsessed!

[Patrick Spelman @flippflop]

There is no accent on the European continent that she has not touched.

[Pop History Book @PopHistoryBook]

Madonna revealing how she likes her sandwiches (2012) 🥪

[Patrick Spelman @flippflop]

@Ratatwinkie Keeps mentioning the fact you left flowers to die, when it seems pretty clear that was him.

To have a total lack of self-awareness that any negative reaction from you might be due to their invasive behaviour is insane. I'm fascinated by it.

[Patrick Spelman @flippflop]

@basementghoul BBC News - Escaped tiger alert turns out to be soft toy - BBC News
https://t.co/34KRAN4Yb4

Also this.

[Patrick Spelman @flippflop]

One of my favourite genres of news story is always going to be huge wild cats being found in places like Yorkshire.

Another one is what people think are huge wild cats in places like Yorkshire but they turn out to be Iceland carrier bags.

[Patrick Spelman @flippflop]

@comingupconnor Key lime bi.

[Patrick Spelman @flippflop]

Dare I say, gay icon?

[MCU - The Direct @MCU_Direct]

Rebecca Romijn returns as Mystique in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY:

[sarah 🇵🇸 @sazza_jay]

You had the Muppets AND Shakira and nobody suggested a Fozzy Bear collab on Waka Waka????????