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Improv geek. Hopeful writer. Stumbling Jesus follower. Lucille Ball is my patronus.

[The New Evangelicals @newvangelicals]

My favorite verse in the Bible is where it says you will know them by their insistence on right doctrine and gatekeeping.

[The Bible For Normal People's Opinions @theB4NP]

We had two wonderful guests, @losfamgeles @rhettmc on Faith for Normal People today!!

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@JarranSainsbury Who knows. I'm just over by the well watering camels waiting for someone to wander by. In my defense, I was told to wait here by countless ministers and bible studies.

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Hey, @audible_com , could you reconfigure the app to put my Continue Listening category back on top? If I can do this myself, please let me know.

Thank you

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@janjowen I think it's all over the map. I bought new Levi's over Christmas, and the young sales associate proudly showed off the return of their "70's jeans. The waist is almost under the ribcage. I don't see as many low rise jeans as I used to see.

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@RCallahanWaco

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@mjweissen Yep. After a crusher I will often have tenderness in my crown. It's so tender I can feel my hair in my scalp.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Getting pretty sick of your shit Carl.

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@crosby_katie Nothing like it. The pure rush in the soul of a southern child realizing there's snow on the ground and school is canceled. Those were the days.

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@karadetwiller I feel better. It puts me in a positive mood. It helps me manage inflammation. I sleep better.

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@JessupShannon Gosh, darn and dang were all "cousins to cursing." Oh my God, God, was taking the name in vain.

[Dean Baker @DeanBaker13]

Beef prices have fallen back the level they were at when President Biden took office https://t.co/CUBwSmGAR8 Too bad the media can't find out about this

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

This is fun https://t.co/FPavhM7Vy0

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

How did you sleep?

Me:

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@irenemcho I think it has so much 2 do with how we were taught to apply smthing frm evry biblical story 2 our own lives. "If God tested Abraham by asking for a sacrifice he will surely test you." I couldn't begin 2 count the sermons & devotionals that taught it.

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@theB4NP

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@iamjenkinney Because only a teenager asking to stay out after their curfew hears this, in my experience.