midnight rain

*mindless babble* & taylor swift

[midnight rain @flippykayak]

Listen… I know.

[ASH ✰ @doubletakeash]

bro i’ve gotta learn how to speak french i accidentally bought spicy water

[Zach @zjfrank13]

I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.

[heather⸆⸉❤️‍🔥🫶🏻 @foolishheather]

i need to know if adam sandler wore a suit or his normal clothes to officiate the wedding and idk which option is funnier to me

[Holly 🩷 @fightindragonsx]

New fear unlocked: being asleep when Taylor Swift posts wedding photos

[swiftie wins @swifferwins]

this is my roman empire. this is my white smoke. this is my royal wedding.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Thank you @taylorswift13 and @tkelce for the generous gift to @dollyslibrary! ❤️ I wish you both the best, and know that I will always love you.

[ATHEER 𝟏𝟑⸆⸉𝜗𝜚 @Ath28TS]

the girl who writes these lyrics is getting married ❤️‍🩹 IM SO HAPPY FOR HER SHE DESERVES ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THIS WORLD🥺❤️

[raincey @cyn1calclones]

fuck parasocialism my close person friend taylor alison swift is getting married tomorrow

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

Marriage with babies is flirting through acts of service and then falling asleep on the couch once you finally get them to sleep.

[mrs. dobbins ☕️🪶 @mrsdobbins_]

oh my, my 12 hour old who has never known anything but the warm womb and heartbeat of his mother doesn’t want to sleep in a cold hard bassinet! nobody could’ve ever predicted this!! wow!

[midnight rain @flippykayak]

@mrsdobbins_ I’m 40 weeks on the 23. I feel your pain. I am with you my sister in Christ 😂🤞🏻

[midnight rain @flippykayak]

@mrsdobbins_ Me too girl 🥲

[Libriscent @libriscent]

If Taylor Swift can do it with a broken heart, I can do it with crippling depression.

[RudeOnion💀 @RudeOnion]

Europeans visiting the US: "Hey this is so cool! I'm having a great time! You guys are so nice! And free refills are AMAZING!"

Americans:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Reading will forever be one of my favorite hobbies because it’s like bed rotting, but with moral superiority.

[James Dorman IV @alfredsparks]

I used to be 100% sure Mormonism was an unbiblical cult but after reading the Book of Mormon I am 200% sure.

[Principal Jon @Principal_Jon]

In high school I was asked to read:

The Great Gatsby
Of Mice and Men
Grapes of Wrath

My daughter's high school asked her to read:
Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Have we stopped believing kids can do hard things?