Alan Fong

46crew | man

[Alan Fong @flmkzh]

@touchmeillsoo Gamer girls are better than you

[goodkid 🌊 @goodkidansel]

https://t.co/e4ZaNoKRJl

[Alan Fong @flmkzh]

@SpiritAirlines Learn something about professionalism as well. You should actually notify passengers ahead of time instead of just sending a check in with time changes less than 24 hours in advance. #trash

[Alan Fong @flmkzh]

@SpiritAirlines Please give your workers more than like 2 hours of training and actually teach them how to respond to customers. After every damn sentence, I don't want to be put on hold for 5-10 mins so they can read an instruction manual.

[Alan Fong @flmkzh]

i regret all my farts

[rachili🌶 @rachel1lin]

someone who cancels plans during winter is called a snowflake

[Alan Fong @flmkzh]

@isaiah_varsity once the caffeine stops working

[Alan Fong @flmkzh]

Coffee helps people surpass human limitations #addicted

[Alan Fong @flmkzh]

San Francisco International Airport is clean af

[Alan Fong @flmkzh]

You know when you're a tryhard when you write 71 characters and the minimum is 70.

[Kidd @mak1dd]

Only 1 year off from the "Back to the Future" prediction. Pretty damn close #cubs

[rachili🌶 @rachel1lin]

LION KING IN SAN FRANCISCO TAKE MY MONEY

[Alan Fong @flmkzh]

GG RAINBOWS...accidentally wore them in to the shower 😭

[Alan Fong @flmkzh]

Being in a class about plagues and pandemics makes me feel like I'm reliving Plagues Inc.

[CONCRETE BOY BOAT^ @lilyachty]

Guys. I'm in an ad for @Sprite! I'm not going to tell you to watch it but I'll ask you - WANNA WATCH MY COOL #SPRITEAD? #WannaSprite

[mb @michaellbutlerr]

this is the best screensaver cos whenever i get a notification, Kanye holds it up for me

[Alan Fong @flmkzh]

@seungrisbf 我上中文課。😩

[Alan Fong @flmkzh]

Unless you have like 4 hours to study everyday, don't take college language courses #regret