@LoveIsland We need Casa Amor now! There's not one of them girls staying in their couple. Even Lola would turn for a 75k salary and an expense account.
The Royal Opera Chorus stopped everyone in their tracks at Covent Garden today with an unannounced performance of Nessun Dorma to mark the start of the World Cup 2026
#london#londonmusic#football#worldcup#soccer
I love it when people say they are going to vote Reform because its "time for a change" or "to let someone else have a go".
Which is like saying "I tried putting this fire out with water and it hasn't worked yet, so I'm going to try petrol instead".
Shocked to hear David Hockney has died. His huge achievement was to make serious painting look effortless. He carried forward one of the most sustained investigations into vision, space and representation by any post-war artist. British art has lost a giant.
Mick Lynch repeatedly humiliates Reform UK's Laila Cunningham
She then accuses Mick Lynch and Labour of spreading lies to "win the argument" denying that Nigel Farage wants an insurance-based NHS
Here are two clips of Nigel Farage saying,
1. He doesn't want the NHS funded through general taxation
2. He wants an insurance-based system for the NHS
@CrowleyOnAir@BBCRadioLondon Police -message in a bottle.
The clash -tommy gun.
First wage about £7 as a Saturday girl in 1977, for Lilley and Skinner Oxford st,then the biggest shoe shop in Europe. I basically flogged clogs! Wages went in Carnaby Street on embroidered silk kung fu slippers and funky rizla!
I am very pleased to announce that my bug colour wheel has been accepted into this year’s Royal Academy summer exhibition. This is my sixth time. Have a look it opens on the 16th of June.
@royalacademy
Getting a tattoo of the logo of a business that won’t exist after the next general election
He’d have been far better off just gluing his cock to his forehead
The effect is much the same
@rickygervais Can't you do a nice creamy liquer for Christmas. Like Baileys, but less whiskey, something coconutty. You like cats and are a funny git, but you can't make a lush liquer. Shame really. Oh well.
Some notes on my work ethic:
-I last voted in Parliament on 18 March, so I haven’t done my job for ten weeks.
-I’ve never held any face-to-face constituency surgeries, despite apparently having £5 million to spend on security.
-I refuse to do interviews or face press scrutiny of any sort.
-when I was in the European Parliament I had the 4th worst attendance record out of 748 MEPs.
-although I did manage to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
-I was on the Fisheries Committee but I only turned up to ONE out of 42 meetings.
-but I will of course be taking my £73,000 EU pension.
Vote Reform, get lazy, grifting, self-serving sacks of shit.