ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️

she/her, 26 ♡ i hope Ur dreams r amazin 🧸 ♡

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

@richard1235x who knows! it’s a them problem lol. it was mine too, got me through some tough times - the whole thing is a huge shame for everyone involved

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

dying inside at work reading about ethan klein cheating on hila i have nobody to talk to about this

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

okay hold on we glossed over the toilet paper tampon… that is not-

[Autoandrophilia August & Everything After @HateKillEIon]

OK as someone who's done the Toilet Paper Tampon move myself countless times what we're not gonna do is pretend this is male authors not knowing how to write women and not something women actually do

[QTCinderella @qtcinderella]

🎶Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 🎶….

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

@reoteoirte 2 weeks ago tomorrow 🥲

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

downsides of burning my index finger pad off: can’t unlock my laptop anymore
upsides of burning my index finger pad off: ???

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

@reoteoirte i haven’t got a fingerprint anymore it’s just a big burn

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

@thot3process honestly ! i was BAFFLED

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

a second statement has hit the h3h3productions instagram account

[OsteoFerocious(asscakes) @the_oatster]

Ethan makes his first statement since the news broke

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

@honeysundaee does it matter he still cheated

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

dropping easter eggs like he’s taylor swift gtfo

[OG SNARK ☕️ @SnarkingIsLegal]

Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

@kzbkgrunge eww

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

not now.. mommy is reading the h3h3 fallout online

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

@karo_haker he’s a rat

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

@EricaAshly36 i’m here! me neither

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

@BordTaco i had a 10 min break to read it all and i couldn’t read fast enough it’s crazy

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

@PastansKock wanting to talk about current events and online drama is parasocial now, okie dokie

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

who the hell is PHP and why is he causing me issues at work i’ve been here literally 15 minutes plzzzzz

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

@knowyourmeme @AJMattis happy belated none pizza left beef day

[ambs 🧚🏻‍♂️ @floatign]

i get that but there’s reasons why she made the decision. it’s her body and her life and it’s her choice

[Newton @Newtaant]

Sacrificing your hand because you don't want to stay in the hospital for 2 months is diabolical