several kobolds in a cloak

still trying to be funny

[QTCinderella @qtcinderella]

I like shiny things but I’d marry you with paper rings 💕

(Engaged btw)

[several kobolds in a cloak @floatingpresent]

@skittybitty_yt She still looks gorgeous and also like a woman fighting and going through an action scenario getting grimy and sweaty and it’s fucking ridiculous, how dare she not boobily jiggling boobily with a full face of glam makeup

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

[guy trying to pretend he’s not scared of the alien] yeah idk guys maybe we shouldnt play this… i just don’t think we should support ai…….

[EVIL CYBORG @IAmAEvilPaladin]

Talking about your feelings is frankly overdone. You should shoot people about your feelings. Like with a gun.

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

they dont want you to know this but if you feel bad you can just imagine things. i was having a rough morning and then i thought about two otters holding hands. the big one just gave the little one her favorite seashell. you genuinely cannot anger me while my otters exist

[several kobolds in a cloak @floatingpresent]

Ryland Grace is on the phone

[rune sword @runesword1]

does anyone have any tips for completing the hero’s journey? i can’t get past refusal of the call

[several kobolds in a cloak @floatingpresent]

@5COTT5UMMERS Real

[coastal elite scum @chaipters]

it's astonishing to me that so many people apparently read romance with the object of self-inserting. i, at best, read from the cuck chair, and more often, from the anthropologist's lab...

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I feel so amazing when I hear the Spring theme in Stardew after toiling through winter and that's when I realized I even get seasonal affective disorder in the game

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Keep your cortisol from spiking” “Up your grams of protein” “Watch your fiber intake” My favorite foods are movie theater popcorn, ice cream, turkey lunch meat, Diet Dr. Pepper, & potato chips. It’s too late for me

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

[rune sword @runesword1]

does anyone have any tips for completing the hero’s journey? i can’t get past refusal of the call

[mary @theoceanblooms]

cause it’s the muppets. they’re professionals.

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1788

[Alicia Stella @AliciaStella]

If you haven’t seen me around it’s cause I’ve been deceased since I first saw this

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

im 4 drinks in rn with real tears in my eyes pokemon is so special. to me

[several kobolds in a cloak @floatingpresent]

@ari_bellzz My GIRLS

[𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖚 ⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ @hesgetway]

Reliving this video every year is a historical monument

[charlie cornwall’s pr manager @candescentfiend]

this is the REAL mercer effect we should be talking about

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

oh no i feel bad. think im gonna isolate myself and ghost the few ppl who reach out to me and decompose in my bed and neglect my health and sleep my life away and mindlessly consume media so i dont have the capacity to think and feel. this will Surely make me feel better