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any semblance of politics i may have comes purely from the fact I hate being told what to do in any capacity

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The funniest part is they believe it's just americans that cook and season food and not like every country on earth not part of the british isles. I assure you, eating cooked foods made from more than one single ingredient is perfectly fine and yummy.

[Elaine May @Emu52May]

Raw onions are healthy. Why do your creations all need a sweet starchy goo to give them any taste.

[ꨄ︎ @aergloique]

9/10 times women like this are painfully delusional

middle aged women are usually concerned about real, substantial issues and do not care that a stranger is wearing a dress

I rlly don’t get the point of inventing intrasexual competition for twitter likes it’s so lazy

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@Jennyjinx 💔

[Alley Cat Allies @alleycatallies]

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[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

unfortunately i need the frog lamp so bad it hurts

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@CarltonCole2093 @_letterbxmb Yeah totally comparable to a cold blocks of cheeze and raw onion sandwich

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Drink the leftover wing sauce when high af

[Mdot @aimlessburner]

whats the fattest thing yall have done?

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56% of all pregnancies before 1990 were unexpected so a lot of the 'take on big responsibilities to take care of someone' and 'start a family' milestones were completely unplanned. A lot of those marriages were tied to said unintentional pregnancies.

[technology sista (aspiring) @typeclonghouse]

@MeyerClarkmjnm -marriage, or at least a serious relationship
-readiness to have children if not trying or already having children
-a stable source of income with potential for progress
-ownership and/or responsibility for something big or someone

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@Ope_sneakpastya I'm being pretentious about the pretentious and proposing a wild what if gotcha scenario because I'm in a bad mood

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@dizzydoinggreat @sprawlgodx It's a buffet with ready made food

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@Actually_Tina I will never understand this game franchise

[reverie ٩( 'ω' )و @nookpilled]

i just let my bra straps show i really dgaf

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@hipearlrose Girl same!

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Like it pmo so much

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Got into a huge argument with the bf because he's so stubborn

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@upmyallie This is why I don't blame you for doing what you need to do to make income (despite my radfem leaning stances). It's just so extortionate out there in both the usa and britain. Like fuck, even just getting a month's worth of the cheapest groceries can set one back.

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@BenNiteShymalan @PoorOldRoloTony Really bad for your teeth tho so be sure to brush after

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@agentofchaos427 @soggybrocoli For some reason no lois

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@agentofchaos427 @soggybrocoli $10 from walmart. Comes with meg, chris, stewie, brian and 2 pairs of peter

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@soggybrocoli @agentofchaos427 Sorry I just wanted to share these and saw an opportunity

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@soggybrocoli @agentofchaos427