D.A. Bassett

I'm so full of opinions and here's a good one... Otherwise, I tend to make music, write, and code.

[D.A. Bassett @flockandfield]

MINUS SIGN 2020/02/27

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I'm so old my youth just called called me fat and tired

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Holding hands with your dad is better than sex with your mom.

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Within days, matrix multiplication is revamped. Lambda calculus has been abandoned for a more granular scheme called "jelly limbo". A new math symbol, called "Hilbert's Tears" is found to be no longer that useful. #math #news #AI #future

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Man, when I look back at the 1980s... In school, the boys were given pamphlets on vocational programs, and the girls were like, hey, what gives? And the teacher said, "Girl jobs? They haven't invented that yet." That teacher was arrested in an unrelated sting operation.

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Polly-O is to rubber as Galbani is to cheese.

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have a chair

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I am hard
Suck me off
I've been hard for hours
...It really hu__rts!
#SuiteJudyBluePills

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Expedition 33 looks like the Bioshock Infinite patch we've all been waiting for.

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Memes ca. 1995: Dja, right!

Memes ca. 2025: CINEMA

Oddly, I feel a sense of overall growth and progress.

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Hi! I've been in a coma for 30 years. What's one of the best video games of the last 30 years? A doom WAD? Called MyHouse?? As a person who definitely remembers 1995, this does and does not make sense.

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People were jus' sitting around in Boston saying to each other, we need an OJ case in our town, an OJ case that's, you know, "ours". Several detectives raised their hands in earnest and said "I wanna Dennis Fung!" #FKR

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Watching EDB smell burnt toast over MA PD act so casual about chain of custody is love.

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Buttsuckers are their own Paul Revere's. Wake me up in the morning, hey I'm SUCKING BUTTS.

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May The Mickey Peen Enter Your Mouth Today
(am I doing this right?)

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...tits building...

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i have two feet
one of which is favorite
but it is drunk

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Hello, Darkness, my old friend
I've come to kick Styx with you again
Chuck Pannozzo is barelee breathing
Dennis de Young is voicelessly screaming
And Tommy Shaw is still pulling Nuge offa Fred Bear's dick
He does a trick
And these are the sounds... Of kicking Styx.

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@andre671027183 @FinderGrok @__dobrovolskaya @AkinokunModupe @Jordan02107135 @fewlauren https://t.co/mjuSMtrayv

I'm not into NFTs. I'm a virgin.

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@maitakahas36054 @AnaLuciaGaytanr @bakirrahip @HanleyV10 @TaxiDave7 @FieriteD @Leasure_Jess @alice16062014 @FolaOnifade1 @FerretboiAsh https://t.co/mjuSMtrayv

Buy my catalog. I will not reciprocate.

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The prosecution in the Karen Read case is using the Rubberband Theory: the deceased was obviously connected to the car by a freak rubberband and bounced into it repeatedly.