日番谷 冬狮郎 。

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all a top can do is spin, spin, and spin.

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

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I hear the sound

of an echoing voice...

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[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

×| no for today its not work but SLEEP

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

×| ok bye gotta go back to work again 💔 but i will come back... trust... recently regained some form of work life balance #lovelaughlove

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

( plops back onto the wooden floor, Alert and Scandalized. the plan worked. all thoughts of kyoraku and paperwork and rangiku's drinking problem have been blown out of his head. )

Yyy... you weren't sensitive when you... smushed me in like that..!!!

[Matsumoto Rangiku ♡ @Ha1nek0WieIder]

[ A prompt dropping of her superior, melodramatic pout jutting out her lower lip. ]

Fine, fine. You didn’t have to yell, sir. I’m sensitive, you know. . .

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

( h. ah. are his ears still red, on account of being fresh out from rangiku's daily ragebait session, )

Perhaps so. Thank you for your concern, but I'm fine, really.

More importantly, I'd like to ask about Hinamori.

[𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐍𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐒. @SUAVISPOETA]

Are you sure, Captain Hitsugaya? You don't seem well today, though, I might be overreacting.

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

×| THAT FACKING SHOULDVE BEEN ME

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

( now hold on. HOLGDDHHD ON!!!!!!!! toshiro doesn't have time to scream, mouth shutting as soon as it opens, wary of inhaling a Lungful of boob—— )

( muffled ) matsumoto! what are you doing?! let go—— let GO

[Matsumoto Rangiku ♡ @Ha1nek0WieIder]

[ Such thoughts are blasphemous, and in order to ensure he doesn’t remember thinking it, she’s grabbing him in the most suffoCATING HUG. ]

You’re right. This is much better.

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

@SUAVISPOETA ×| nefarity 😈😈

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

... ah, don't mind me. Just a little dust. Greetings.

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

..................

sigh. your idea of fun is strange, afterall.

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

...

( you know what. maybe reducing paperwork was a bad move on kyoraku's part, afterall. )

[Matsumoto Rangiku ♡ @Ha1nek0WieIder]

Of course not, sir. It’s very clear to me that you’re in your angsty adolescent phase. . .

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

it's been, what, at least a century at this point! You could at least spare them the humiliation...

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

of course there is. everything about my size is completely normal. what, do you think I look like a k

...
a k-,
a ki—

[Matsumoto Rangiku ♡ @Ha1nek0WieIder]

Taichou, I don’t know how to break it to you, but. . . there’s not a normal-sized thing on your body.

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

@NinguisInferna ×| WHATS THE CONTEXT!!! ALL OF IT!!!!!

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

×| FAH!!!! is it time to bring back yylfordt

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

@NinguisInferna ×| did she 😭😭😭😭😭😭 spray raid 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 on aizen 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Matsumoto Rangiku ♡ @Ha1nek0WieIder]

Nothing brings me joy quite like causing problems first thing in the morning.

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

💢 Knowing you, you'd find a way to have a wine barrel attached at your own funeral...

at the very least, stop getting hisagi and kira drunk! You know they don't hold their liquor as well as you do!

[日番谷 冬狮郎 。 @flockofcranes]

normal sized.

[Matsumoto Rangiku ♡ @Ha1nek0WieIder]

One might say then. . . that they are. . . in fact. . . teeny tiny.