Flo Débarf (🥉𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵) ᵖᴬʳᴼᵈʸ

PARODY: Self appointed COVID origins hall monitor. Arithmetic, Ecology and Anti-mansplain expert. Block all lableakers 💪🏻#metoo 🚫#mansplain 🚫“LOL”

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

Tesla’s Model Y was the best selling car model in the world in 2024

[Flo Débarf (🥉𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵) ᵖᴬʳᴼᵈʸ @flodebarf]

@DrHermiz @BioTurboNick “LOL” is a slur. Please find a professional way to communicate any compliments.

[Flo Débarf (🥉𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵) ᵖᴬʳᴼᵈʸ @flodebarf]

Yes, that is why I decided not to add PhD to my name, like many PhD scicomm accounts (coucou @BioTurboNick) but added my bronze medal which is very prestigious in France.

[Sabine Hossenfelder @skdh]

I can confirm that no one cares about your PhD title, esp not in academia. I therefore find it extremely funny when people claim that academia is "exclusive" because we insist on a PhD before we listen to someone. Not so: only cases you need it is when you apply for a job.

[Flo Débarf (🥉𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵) ᵖᴬʳᴼᵈʸ @flodebarf]

This is reason number 969, why we need the block button

[Lab leak @lab_leak]

I think I trolled him too badly :P

[Flo Débarf (🥉𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵) ᵖᴬʳᴼᵈʸ @flodebarf]

@lab_leak This is why we need the block button to stay @elonmusk

[Flo Débarf (🥉𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵) ᵖᴬʳᴼᵈʸ @flodebarf]

I believe that I have always stood on solid ground but with the imminent deprecation of the block button I am starting to think that the I will soon be on shaky ground.

[Flo Débarf (🥉𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵) ᵖᴬʳᴼᵈʸ @flodebarf]

You are exactly the kind of person I love to block. Thank you for proving my point!

[CaDe @CarDen1974]

@flodebarf Why was there a block feature anyway? Twitter was to be a public square. If you want to speak nonsense on a square you can expect people to speak up but with blocking you can just prevent experts refuting you.

Blocking was for people who lost the argument

[Peter Zasdak @zasdak]

Some folks imply I'm clueless about furry cleavage sites. Wrong! I'm well-aware of what they are, and they're unrelated to pangolins. Pangolins are scaly, not furry. Common knowledge, right? #SettingTheRecordStraight

[Peter Zasdak @zasdak]

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[Peter Zasdak @zasdak]

Great news! My influencer buddy, Philipp, has solved the puzzle. The records he managed to secure show no leaks. Kudos, Philipp! A "thank you" t-shirt is en route! #ThankYouPhilipp

[Flo Débarf (🥉𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵) ᵖᴬʳᴼᵈʸ @flodebarf]

These kinds of decisions by such despots are far more dangerous to society than research on novel respiratory pathogens at BSL2 as the conspiracists will have you believe. Without the ability to block my life will be meaningless.

[Peter Zasdak @zasdak]

The lab leakers are taking things to the extreme. After demanding retractions from scientific articles, they're now targeting my friend Philipp, an influencer, who isn't even a scientist. This is going too far. #ScienceAndInfluencersUnite

https://t.co/taBez3OEBr

[Peter Zasdak @zasdak]

At EgoWealth, we value spirited debate and put past names like 'Dastwat' behind us. Eddie Holmes' contributions as a scientist and his hobby photography (remember the 2014 raccoon dog picture?) have strongly supported the market origin theory. We're proud to support his efforts!

[JH @JH16124219]

@zasdak Right, and you might get in serious trouble with the LOL police @flodebarf 😅
https://t.co/2HG7JcGY0v

[Peter Zasdak @zasdak]

@JH16124219 @flodebarf Apologies for the "LOL" faux pas, @flodebarf! I'll tread more carefully, leaving unsavory language to conspiracy theorists. Next time, I might consult with our parody expert, @ansgarjohn, for a lesson in Twitter comedy. #ParodyGuruJohn

[Flo Débarf (🥉𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵) ᵖᴬʳᴼᵈʸ @flodebarf]

@Florin_Uncovers @flodebarre Stop bullying him, he had a brain fart.

[Flo Débarf (🥉𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵) ᵖᴬʳᴼᵈʸ @flodebarf]

@Megan_R_Radler Please spill the tea, we’re listening.

[Flo Débarf (🥉𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵) ᵖᴬʳᴼᵈʸ @flodebarf]

@ThePeynuta1 @Florin_Uncovers Bloqué et signalé!

[Peter Zasdak @zasdak]

Philipp's commitment to debunking misinformation is unwavering. He's always ready to step in and set the record straight, no matter the time of day. His dedication to truth and accuracy is truly commendable. Keep up the amazing work, Philipp! #PhilippTheInfluencer #24HourDebunker