Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸

Northerner in exile.

Younger than dead. Older than God. Views are yours.

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

I'd rather be on witness protection than facebook.

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

.@nextofficial no reply in 4 days?

Just can't be arsed?

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

.@nextofficial do you often not pay your staff or just when you feel cheeky?

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

@mokcondo They eat like they have free healthcare

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

@raelbrav Ask your wife

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

@LeeAndersonMP_ Who the fuck cuts a sandwich like that?

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

.@nextofficial do you often not pay your staff or just when you feel cheeky?

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

You also got rid of the UK economy, babe x

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

Reminder: As Prime Minister, I got rid of Sunak's Health and Social Care Levy. Looks like Burnham wants to bring it right back.

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

Can we not with Boy George?

Like just not. He's done. Been irrelevant for like 30 years now.

Just a whole load of nope.

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

@HassanMamdani Literally an entire song about this.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

@Englishremnant K

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

Binevitable

[Jake Ventham @Jake_Ventham]

The Establishment are throwing everything at Reform and yet we are still top of the opinion polls.

We are here to stay. The 2029 Reform win is inevitable.

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

@ZiaYusufUK Because it's an ongoing investigation, babe.

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

@Nigel_Farage Like every other fucking day

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

@PolitlcsUK @Telegraph And?

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

@AllisonPearson I genuinely don't care.

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

Just £5m quid.

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Andy Burnham had to look down and check his notes 266 times yesterday.

I don’t need an autocue to tell you what I believe in.

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

@jpxan71 Wait, who did he overthrow?

I thought it was Starmer 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

@PolitlcsUK She'd know

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

@AllisonPearson "in a political attack on Reform"?

The victim here is Ann. Not Reform.

[Nat Bouvier Beale 🇵🇸 @Flofflewotsitz]

@GriftReport And?