Flodora Milajbae

37. Openly Black/thirsty. Unfriendly Black hottie President. My scarcity breeds demand. (Don’t play with me, heaux.) #WakandaForever #Stucky

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

I once swiped left on a man who said he didn’t like guacamole cause it was spicy. I don’t care how tall you are, I don’t want your soft ball sack genes potentially polluting the African spice strength of my ancestors. That’s not my American dream

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

@sammienotsam I will not know peace today because of the way I hollered at this summation

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

Rough times for Black celebs man

[Maya Contreras @mayatcontreras]

Rest in power to both these Kings: John Amos and James Earl Jones. 💔🕊️

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

@FlexxAlexMedia You follow 28 people and your name is Flexx. It’s okay to touch grass and leave your mom’s basement, I promise. 😂 but oooh, you really hurt me. Gosh. Wounded. 👍

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

Stop shitting on Black women for clicks when you continue to use us for capital gain. Find some other business. These are same lame dudes trying to sleep with and not date us, btw, I got a whole history of DMs. Shitting on women who won’t have them is a cliche

[Jessie @its__jessiee]

The way they allowed this man to come on their podcast and disrespect Black women told me everything I needed to know.

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

@braincoon Weavebooms? HA. And I WAS talking about the white man. You’re just obtuse. But nah, y’all be inventing the funniest words for your hurt feelings. Thank you for that laugh today.

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

“THEY’RE EATING THE PETS!” - Donald Trump

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

That so many of you would take this unserious foolish man and make him your jackal king, my god, we are LOST #PresidentialDebate2024

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

the interface of this Twitter X app is so terrible now that Musky built his echo fiefdom. I feel like I am just looking at a chaotic mess of ads and lies. That man destroys everything he touches including his baby mamas

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

Therapied ourselves to a small cozy cottage with wifi in the woods

[Madeline @FeminisMadeline]

@judysquirrels Everyone has canceled plans as self cared themselves into isolation 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

On god

[Gabby Sidibe @GabbySidibe]

Boy Meets World really played in our face having Topanga turn down Yale for Cory. Yale??? For CORY?!?!

Now if we’re talking Shawn, I would’ve followed him to DeVry.

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

I miss Love Island summer escapism. Wish I could bottle that chaos and thrive on it during the semester when someone inevitably calls me ma’am

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

@krista0955 Girl!!! 🤣

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

I can’t believe people want him to have the codes. Legitimately

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

My dude wanted to run against Biden so badly that he is now producing fanfic

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

The comportment

[bkr @bkrewind]

Oh she wanted to give the couch joke a FULL cackle

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

@VanLathan I can’t believe this is their king, JFC.

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

bad politics, doesn’t tip, rude to service workers, mean to unhoused people, hates themself, bad friend, weird online, lies too much, classist, dirty, no inside voice

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

I’ve decided I don’t care about what this app thinks about Kamala Harris but I still hope that Elon Musk loses every day of his overly privileged self-important life

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

@rchrdbyd Lmao, Rich

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

He’s gonna grift on that ear for the next decade.

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Flodora Milajbae @flojothehojo]

Making my regular brief return to Twitter to see how stupid Elondra has made this app in my absence