TeriyakiBoi, MD

and for those reasons, I’m out.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

“Free Palestine, but from Hamas.”

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Girls' Father, Son, Holy Ghost turns 15 today. See where it falls on our list of the 200 best albums of the 2010s: https://t.co/zQEyyeE0ex

[History Calendar @HistoryCalendar]

“We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.... Now, watch this drive.”
— George W. Bush, 2002.

[YeWire @YeWireyzy]

WE ALL NEED ALL DAY LIVE IN CHICAGO 🔥🔥🔥

[Dr Charlie Ward @DrcharlieWardQ]

BREAKING 🚨: Fox News’ Jesse Watters: “I saw the president on the golf course right after [he turned himself into the Fulton County Jail in Georgia]. I said, ‘Mr. President, my wife saw your mugshot. She says you look fierce.’ And he goes, ‘Jesse, let me tell you what happened. I get in there, and the guy goes, ‘Click.’ I go, ‘Can I see it?’ He says, ‘No.’ I go, ‘Can we do another?’ He says, ‘No.’”

“So I’m riding back on my jet, and my lawyer shows me a picture of what I look like. First thing I do, I call Melania. And I said, ‘Baby, I know who’s gonna do our Christmas card. It’s the Fulton County Jail photographer.’”

*Crowd Laughs*

[Jake @JakeCan72]

This kid is COOKING on Free Bird. 🥁

His teacher Patrick J. Abdo can’t even process it..

Free Bird is a serious test for a drummer. The song runs about nine minutes, starting controlled before turning into an endurance test where you’ve got to keep the groove locked without rushing or fading as the intensity keeps climbing.

And this kid is just sitting there handling it like it’s nothing.

#FreeBird

[Matt Akers @mattakersmusic]

Honey come quick, Tom Hanks’ wigger son is playing a bass-only nirvana cover

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

cheese as collateral is absolutely insane italians are cartoon characters

[TeriyakiBoi, MD @floodtj]

@JamieBonkiewicz This is such a self own

[TeriyakiBoi, MD @floodtj]

@BartWinklerShow Waiting on faucis apology

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

Listen to This Article: After Fauci Debacle, Our Idiot Press Circles the Wagons

I guess it’s true: you can’t hate the news media enough.

https://t.co/Er3Nmfq7Hc

[TeriyakiBoi, MD @floodtj]

@Uncatfishable It didn’t save anyone dum dum but it sure fucked up a generarion of kids

[TeriyakiBoi, MD @floodtj]

@RealJacobPerry @JoeMartino29 @wxblakeharms @PGATOUR I see you’re just as dumb as you were 5 years ago. Carry on

[TeriyakiBoi, MD @floodtj]

@katyperry @yashar @WhiteHouse Well you definitely don’t own the master recording and something tells me you had very little to do with writing the song, so I guess it makes perfect sense no one asked you for approval

[Blake Bartlam @BBartlam]

When people tell me there is no election fraud

[TeriyakiBoi, MD @floodtj]

@StephenKing …you hope he doesn’t lol?

[TeriyakiBoi, MD @floodtj]

@jonfavs You are an empty vessel

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

We need to get rid of everyone who doesn’t think America is the greatest nation ever to make room for people who will properly appreciate it.

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

the more i learn about history, the more I appreciate America. America is actually an extremely cool and special anomaly in the timeline of civilizations. It's so successful that it's allowed the people inside it to lose touch with how bad things can truly be

[emo nostalghia @takeths2yrgrave]

Brand New "Jesus Christ," live on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, 2007