Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙

teenage adult in the body of a 90 year old who loves Disney, Gin, bubbly fizz and Christian louboutin shoes. I love my family more than chocolate.

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

@OfficeShoes you don’t reply to DM you ask for and are as much help as a fart in a jar! Read your DMs and get issues resolved or just refund! Theft of peoples money is what’s going on here! Appalling

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

@OfficeShoes you’re shit at sending out parcels!!! And throwing you off live chat and ending back at position 11! Wishing I’d never bought my daughter uggs from you and will probably never get them!

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

Fuck you @Tesco it’s M&S from now on !

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

@UB1UB2 These carol singers just won’t give up!!!!

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

I’ve not shopped in ages due to a stroke and major surgery and first time out and I get this! Making my shop even more stressful than it needed to be! I hate you

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

@Tesco I fucking hate you!! Full scan and shop trolley and get to the till and it’s says full rescan!!! I’m not a thief! I absolutely hate you and will be taking my honest money elsewhere! Wanking store

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

Lakenhealth yesterday with mum excitedly watching these beauties #raflakenheath

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

Watch out Windsor! Newly qualified hairdresser starts her career today 🥰 proud mummy that she’s followed in my footsteps 💇🏻‍♀️💆🏼‍♀️

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

@Zaks_adventures Happy birthday Zak 🎉 enjoy your special day xxx

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

I think he’s got us spot on 🤣🤣🤣

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

This is how I look to my 5 year old nephew 🤣🤣🤣 not laughed so much in ages

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

This is how the same 5 year old see’s my millie 🤣🤣🤣

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

@TalkTV They remind me of zombies from Shaun of the dead film.

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

@ZodiacFacts Load of old shite!

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

@shitscaredmum Heartbroken for you 💔 sending you strength and love x

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

@JennyMarshall1 @shitscaredmum I imagine we are all feeling the same for @shitscaredmum my heart is breaking for the family. My son is the same as as Laura and we are lucky to still have him with us. Such a strong lady there ❤️

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

@antanddec I will be celebrating my 50th birthday when the next series will be airing 🎉🎉🎉 where have those 20 years gone? Oh shit! My baby girls will be 20 during that time too!!! Actually on the same day as her mummy 🥂🥂 happy times to celebrate 🎉

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

@shitscaredmum Even earth angels have to move on sometimes darling. I cannot imagine your pain but I send you all the strength and love imaginable ❤️

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

@HARD_FI @TheClash @Infadels Holy shit I was there that night! Was it that long ago???? 🤗

[Em 🤷🏼‍♀️ 💙 @flooglebanger]

@ChanelCoppard Good luck lovely xx