Dusty Floor Cheeto

I am but a lowly cheeto
Fallen on the floor

LDS | Conservative | Emotional Intelligence of a Dusty Floor Cheeto

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@esjesjesj @mattvanswol Nice dodge

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@djkiller17 @esjesjesj Right, a collision between a helicopter and a jet would only affect Trump, there would be absolutely nobody else involved (pilots, passengers, or possible bystanders under the falling debris)

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@esjesjesj *Elon builds reusable rockets to reach the moon*
Evan: "Look at this total screw-up!"

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@stackerco @ThoughtfulSaint To be fair, Palpatine was probably worse

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@esjesjesj Right, it's not an ID card.
It's just a card that is tied to who you are and where you live to identify that you qualify for the discount.

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@FaithLikeAbish2 (Metaphorically)

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@souzajen @esjesjesj You disagreeing with my point doesn't make it irrelevant

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@souzajen @esjesjesj I never said they were

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@esjesjesj They did not invade Europe, they just came en masse and started destroying stuff

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@merrynick13 Conformity, the best policy

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@esjesjesj Exactly. It's fine to destroy Europe and its history and culture as long as we can get in a dig at Elon

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@BlackBlessedLDS Does this extend to pets? Because our puppy was 100% sent to us to help us through some rough times

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@esjesjesj Giving out meth pipes to help them maintain their habit is good, but giving out Bibles to help them change their lives is somehow forcing our religion on them

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@FaithLikeAbish2 My therapist (the guys on my hockey team) too

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@catturd2 Don't let them near my Cheeto

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@JessicaRosvy Personal preference

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

Saved by the WoW

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

In January 1969, the Grateful Dead appeared on ‘Playboy After Dark,’ Hugh Hefner’s late-night TV salon, and covertly dosed the entire set with LSD.

Owsley Stanley, the Dead’s sound engineer and legendary LSD chemist, allegedly spiked the coffee.

[Dusty Floor Cheeto @floor_cheeto]

@gwowls