movie averse aunt

Barry and Julius run my life 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛. famously has never seen a movie. she/her profile pic is by @andrea_sketches

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Make sure you don’t girlboss your way into being a sociopath

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Coming back from a trip from Asia looking the same is user error!!!!! Get a hair cut!! Facial!!

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Looking back I know it was mental illness in motion but, I do feel bad for the girlies that didn’t grow up with a mom addicted to the home shopping networks. I tried all the things, babe.

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Idk what could possibly top the feeling of Black Friday overlapping with me getting $$$ from my Asian family from my wedding. The way that money was stretched????? I’m IRL M D LUFFY

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Was it a blue jays win…or a mariners fail 😭😭😭

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Toxic trait: I stop watching kdramas once the male lead stops his pining bc he already confessed and it’s the girls turn to show her interest in him. I never wanna see a man get what he wants!!!!!!

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Okay but the mariners fan base is so adorable 😭

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Not to sound too depression core but, putting a chair right next to the microwave has been incredible.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

“oh that trailer is bad the movie must not be good” you goon. you stooge. listen to yourself. a marketing team’s trying to make your movie-averse aunt buy a ticket and you wanna take them at face value. you are weak. you won’t survive the winter. you should be put down like a dog

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

The veneers are out of control. For the love of godddddddddddd.

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Seasonal summer depression is a thing, right?

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

People love to say ktown is an “up and coming area” and I cut them off with “actually it’s always been a wonderful and vibrant community. It’s is suffering from gentrification and cerTaIN type of people who are on their Christopher Columbus shit”

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Back from my honeymoon which cost a small fortune. The list of things Hawkins and I lost along the way also cost a small fortune 😩

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Gdragon will be in LA while I’m in Paris. What a cosmic joke.

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

@monsieurpari There’s a habitat for humanity store on like La brea that has great stuff for good prices if you wanna do second hand!!

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

The choke hold ugly ass shoes has on her. My god. Someone free her.

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Feels like the only two swim wear options out here are either Mormon or labia all the way out. HELP.

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Ideal 31st bday gift: pet psychic. I gotta talk to these fools.

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

Don’t take your Korean parents to hai di Lao. It’ll cost you an arm and a leg just to hear them say “it’s not our style”

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

The most anti PDA couple I know just got married and yknow I can tell it was maybe a bit awkward for them lmao

[movie averse aunt @floordemon]

MONACO!!!!!!!!! 😻