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crazy cat {redacted} • prolly eating ass or smoking grass

[beeg @floorlechuga]

idk how people still support tyler the creator when he literally invented earfquakes

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@tpwknico1e dog how could you do that

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my amount of pride in my team and country only exists when i am watching baseball. and rugby.

[beeg @floorlechuga]

@tristan_clow so glad i can post this and have free speech to threaten whoever i want

[beeg @floorlechuga]

i’m gonna kill hayley

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

who is it

[beeg @floorlechuga]

contacts are condoms for your eyes

[beeg @floorlechuga]

or when i meow and then go “omg is there a cat in here”

[beeg @floorlechuga]

my favorite jokes in the world are the jokes my friends make about my male brain taking over when i do something dumb or ugly

[beeg @floorlechuga]

so. that’s where eggFRUIT comes in

[beeg @floorlechuga]

why are the eggplants related to the egg where is the egg in the eggplant

[beeg @floorlechuga]

my daddy issues show in how desperate i am for my psych teachers approval

[beeg @floorlechuga]

if i was born a man i would have literally zero ass

[beeg @floorlechuga]

i cant be the easter bunny !! i have ears

[beeg @floorlechuga]

@emmarose_82 ok imagine, a mix of hicks and lesbians and u have to figure out who is who

[beeg @floorlechuga]

hick men sometimes really look like hardcore lesbians and i stand by that

[beeg @floorlechuga]

#NewProfilePic

[beeg @floorlechuga]

my pronouns are bimbo/bimber

[beeg @floorlechuga]

i hate freshmen because they are so easy to listen in on but their conversations are so lame

[beeg @floorlechuga]

this has nothing to do with me having daddy issues hush

[beeg @floorlechuga]

hick girls talk abt their dads like they would date him if he was younger