DJ Hurst

Just a regular, everyday, normal guy.

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

Me -Do you even wipe your ass?
@slienemann10 -Yea usually. Why?
Me -There hasnt been TP downstairs for months
Shawn -Yea I shit at work #rrq

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

(Grabs notebook off coffee table) "Gotta draw my weiner pictures. You wanna draw one?" - @CoryTelecky #rrq

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

"What a shitty day for golf. I mean, it was a beautiful day out but what a shitty day for golf. We played like shit"
- @CoryTelecky #rrq

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

You want a Propel?
"I used to call it (prop-L) when it first came out. Can you believe that?!?" -@LeitUpYourWorld #rrq

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

"I fuckin hate Nick Saban. I can't wait till he retires and Alabama sucks dick." - @CoryTelecky #rrq

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

Starting a tweet segment. Since my roommates say random stupid things all the time I'll be quoting the "random roommate quotes #rrq

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

Lost count of how many times I heard the phrase "what up bro?" tonight. #whereami?

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

Went to a college party tonight. Feel 5 foot tall #planetamazonia

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

Couldn't think of a better way to spend a Saturday than a trip down to Tamco...oh wait... #fml

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!! #frankcostanza

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

Every Sunday I'm one step closer to a brain aneurysm... #FantasyFootballProblems

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

You ready to play tonight or what? @ApLaEuX1

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

Anybody know where I can find some more of these around Kearney? They are the bomb. #f'real #mymilkshake

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

Buffalo County fairgrounds. Shopping for some firearms. #SunsOutGunsOut

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

No matter how many times I watch it, Two Mules for Sister Sara never gets old. #hilarious #badass #Eastwood

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

#hashtag #tgif #livelaughlove #starbucks #friends #basicbitchstuff #fuckingannoying #totalgarbage #nobodysearchesyourhashtagsyouidiot #rant

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

@ThirsteeHursty ...oh Lora. https://t.co/e6FFbe5mWq

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

So I saw THE BIGGEST douche bag on the planet today at the barber shop...I can't even begin to describe the situation in 140 characters

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

Today at work we downloaded Oregon Trail on all the computers. Living the dream. #oldschool

[DJ Hurst @floorman_dave]

Damn it I can't stop singing stupid songs from #Frozen and I hate it...kinda 😑