Jesse King

Making bad decisions since '92

[Jesse King @floorsteak]

@midnight #MakeTVShowsAustralian Law & Order: Endangered Marsupials Unit

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"you smell like sensations in mid July"

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Only moms and magicians know how to fold fitted sheets

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When you get home from college and realize that your parents bought the good TP

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The best part about having a deaf roommate is being able to sing as loud as I want in the shower and not feel judged

[Jesse King @floorsteak]

@shakeNblake33_ @drewbenti I think we all know who the better player is here lol

[Jesse King @floorsteak]

It never fails, it is impossible for me to move between college and home without forgetting something

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Well, at least we'll have some sweet new memes to laugh at while our nation burns

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@GI_Jayneee thank you jaaaayne!! 😁

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@shakeNblake33_ @drewbenti @YouTube really enjoyed the happy little mountains and clouds he made, I might do that to my pixel when I get one

[Jesse King @floorsteak]

@shakeNblake33_ @CoconnellFox29 I had the same thought 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[Blake Senft @_Blockay_]

Good luck @floorsteak https://t.co/xNargIG8ZH

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@shakeNblake33_ @CoconnellFox29 fuck them, I'm going climbing

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My personal health professor doesn't know that you can skip ads on YouTube. We watch a lot of YouTube.

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@BrandonWherley yesterday my voice kept rising while I was saying "I'm good" so I was yelling by the end of it 😣

[Jesse King @floorsteak]

If I could go back in time, I'd tell high school me not to waste money on a Jostens graduation ring

[Jesse King @floorsteak]

Apparently I can't go a single day without doing something awkward while saying hi to someone