ethan

try not to yass challenge

[ethan @floperryy]

gay people so absurd

[ethan @floperryy]

@livilawr me next week having never been part of a workplace in my life and also not being able to speak a single proper sentence in german without mistakes

[ethan @floperryy]

@guynamednickc

[ethan @floperryy]

sisters friend who converted to christianity in college and is now getting married at 23 apparently got a masters degree in AI and works for google

[nick @guynamednickc]

when the main hoe is chill with the side hoe

[ethan @floperryy]

MINIONS! turn this dog into a trash compactor cube!

[ethan @floperryy]

@guynamednickc

[ethan @floperryy]

if i ever express interest in getting a dog shoot me dead ive been replaced

[ethan @floperryy]

dog owners don’t have souls

[ethan @floperryy]

queer people be like im here

[ethan @floperryy]

@lauren_sadly

[ethan @floperryy]

@guynamednickc

[ethan @floperryy]

i was a teenage burger

[ethan @floperryy]

can you point on the doll where the grass touched you

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Fascinated by oomfs struggles with sexual identity.

[ethan @floperryy]

@livilawr you do have niche esoteric expansive music taste though she'll gag trust...

[ethan @floperryy]

@livilawr YEASSSSS everyone getting student radio trade this year #wuogcommunityhole

[ethan @floperryy]

@lauren_sadly girl i cant even write an email

[ethan @floperryy]

@lauren_sadly i don’t know why i ever assumed there’s a reality where you wouldn’t be in an academic crisis right now

[ethan @floperryy]

southern gothic summer is now

[ethan @floperryy]

all of society is there to prevent you from becoming a real ass bitch