Flop House Quotes

Quotes from The Flop House podcast featuring Elliott Kalan (EK), Stuart Wellington (SW), the House Cat, guest hosts... and the rest!

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EK: I wish I could paint a word picture for you of what Dan looked like sleeping. But I don't have to. Check out Stuart's Twitter feed.
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Dan's loving tonight's movie!

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DM: This was Gwyneth Paltrow I can only assume.
SW: Could have been a Halloween skeleton with a blonde wig on it.
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SW: And she is visited by her daughter Regan from the first movie? What?! Linda Blair’s here?! End of movie. Thumbs-up from no one.
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EK: The year is 2016 and due to something… oil is not available. As a result, planes don't go and neither does cars.
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DM: It’s Bluesky Roulette. Over on Bluesky where we have a Flop House account. We’re off the bad place. We are at Bluesky now for all the, you know, short little things that we post.
SW: Yea we’re gonna be riffing on some skeets here.
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SW: She's easily on par with Gerard Butler. Or Gremlin Batler depending on how you wanna…
EK: Gremlin Batler!
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EK: Stuart's not a fan of sex that's used for procreation.
SW: Exactly.
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DM: Truth though there are some uncomfortably sexy background characters in The Goofy Movie.
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SW: I thought Lex Luthor lost all his hair because he spent three years training to be the greatest superhero ever and it just fell out because he trained so hard. Sorry that's a One-Punch Man reference.
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EK: Say what you will about Donald Trump – terrible, terrible person. Just an evil, bad man.
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EK: My business card does read "Elliott Kalan: Erotic Adventurer."
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DM: It will give you, you know, air, life to know that over on Bluesky – where everyone should migrate away from the terrible place - there was a lot of "what the fuck" when that was announced.
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SW: So the movie begins in outer space.
EK: As any movie called Men, Women & Children should.
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EK: Something tells me for the next four years we'll all gonna be doing our own research for a lot of things.
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EK: There was a movie I saw- I thought it was going to have a ton of padding in it. It was called Paddington. And there was no padding. It was a good movie.
SW: Fuck off.
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DM: If you’re a crazy billionaire – I’m not going to even say eccentric billionaire – I’m going to say schizophrenic millionaire, why not spend a million dollars a month on us?
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HH: I don’t really like it dirty. If it’s gonna be dirty just, like, the tiniest bit dirty. But I’m not a big, super dirty – not a super dirty gal.
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SW: You don’t look at my fucking Tik Tok?! What do you jack off to?
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EK: Guys lemme just say. I don't like middlemen. I like top men and bottom men.
DM: Okay!
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DM: I'm a terrible person. I'm a terrible human being.
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