princess of new jersey

yeah jeets

[KC @kcdegrassi]

you told me to play basketball!!!

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

stress fracture is not ideal but after the career ending surgery scare this news is a bit of a relief

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

perhaps pca needs a tennis racket

[MLB @MLB]

Shea Langeliers’ second homer of the night is an inside-the-parker!

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

@blairbarely i’m pretty sure that’s masyn wynn’s gf

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

@bigbaseballnerd @BronxBmbrz he hit like 24 home runs in like 70 games last season

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

@bigbaseballnerd @BronxBmbrz

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

@bigbaseballnerd @BronxBmbrz did ben die

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

@SadNYGuy definitely some people

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

they deadass need to just not give us injury updates until they know have a full picture cuz i really don’t need to here from twitter M.D.

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

@SadNYGuy everyone suddenly a doctor when a player has a boo boo

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

trying to have hopium and say as far as we’re aware he doesn’t have most of the symptoms of tos

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

that only happens against the guardians

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

has everyone done their voting ben rice today

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

@TalksToPeople even ignoring the small sample size i would be way more concerned if the teams were the like braves/cubs/dodgers or even the fucking mariners and not satan’s team and satan’s team 2.0

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

@laxfried schwarber minimum 5 home runs off him

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

@wrldseriesyanks happy bday!!!!

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

@stantonispookie anytime something has gone wrong since 2023 we get a whole sworm of “it’s 2023 again” comments

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

we don’t even have a diagnosis and people are already doing the it’s 2023 all over again we won’t win without judge gimmick (judge did jackshit for weeks and they still won and rice and belli have actively been better than him this season)

[meg @TheRegMeg]

happy pride month trea turner...

[princess of new jersey @floptara]

cole was literally the only thing that team had going for it and the al is much more dogshit this season