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twitter troll uaena

[oat @flopzart]

Keeping my biggest hear me out a forever secret

[oat @flopzart]

Strictly handwritten

[oat @flopzart]

I love filling out documents, you ever need to fill out a document, call me

[oat @flopzart]

For bad days
https://t.co/B6kSHuD7Di

[oat @flopzart]

I found a fork in the kitchen

[oat @flopzart]

Im so happy in my european home, my european workplace and my european mall with my european air conditioner

[oat @flopzart]

Why are we still talking about this ridiculous topic

[sophie @netcapgirl]

the european mind can't comprehend that if it's 97 degrees in your apartment, maybe the room should have a machine that makes it not that

[oat @flopzart]

You have to be careful though because it becomes a habit

[oat @flopzart]

The key thing is that you have to disassociate every 2 minutes when youre working, so it takes longer

[oat @flopzart]

I have decided that its okay if people think im stupid, cause its kinda funny

[oat @flopzart]

If youre a tryhard enough you dont need big screens

[oat @flopzart]

When they ask why i dont use my 3 monitors at work but they dont know i sometimes do homework on my phone

[oat @flopzart]

Please gift me one of those lighters they use in old movies but with my name engraved on it?

[oat @flopzart]

Eavesdropping meetings today at work because i have nothing to do

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Its terrible that the semester ended because now i have way too much free brain capacity

[oat @flopzart]

10/10 content

[oat @flopzart]

I love that people think an account named matlab crashes didnt mean this as a joke

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

aren't you concerned that the left window is going at like 270km/h and the right window only at like 50km/h?

[oat @flopzart]

I want to get married and then fall in love

[oat @flopzart]

Me. I have inverse trust issues

[🧃🥤🧃 @jusdcanneberge]

My opinion on this stuff is that as someone w/ no situational awareness (m walk with my purse open, unknowningly walk in “dangerous” neighborhoods alone at night, hold my debit card in hand, phone in back pocket etc) is that everyone goes crazy about it but it’s lowkey paranoia

[oat @flopzart]

If i had to id myself to use social media i would quit the whole facade and youll never see me again