Africa Is Not A Jungle

[Kgethi Phakeng, PhD(Wits); Hon DSc (UBristol) @FabAcademic]

As we bravely wage war against illegal immigrants, may we not forget Constantia, Bishopscourt, Parklands, and the like. There’s more than illegal immigration hiding there, so those are excellent places to start.

My hope is that EVERYONE is treated as a suspect because an illegal immigrant is an illegal immigrant, whether they come from Burundi, Cambodia or France, and whether they live in shacks or mansions….as long as they are here illegally, then zonke bonke….one side👉🏾

Being poor, black or African CANNOT be the “obvious clue” that someone is here illegally. If really, the plan is to treat skin colour, class or accent as “symptoms” of illegality, then we should at least have the courage to admit that our issue is not illegal immigration…..sixabene nje nobumnyama.

Izingane zikaJan van Riebeeck ziyakwazi ukuvota la, noma ziphethe amaPassport aseYurope, kodwa lokho akusihluphi neze! But when it comes to izingane zikaMzilikazi, asifuni ukuzwa ngisho iphunga lazo, we immediately assume illegality and demand papers🤷🏽‍♀️

It’s not yet Uhuru, but we have hope.

[Nipho Mashinini @NiphoMashinini]

7% is all I need

[DRUSKI @druski]

That Oldhead who never Grewup/Matured 😂

[Africa Is Not A Jungle @florentino_papi]

Lmao iyakhafula le ndoda😭

[baemar jr @jefszn]

@GhostOfTheWest_ What have you heard more in your life; “baby, please send me your account details” or “c*m in me”? 🤔

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Senne Lammens has been named the Premier League Transfer of the Season.

The 23-year-old cost around $24M and tallied eight clean sheets with 79 saves 🧤

[passion fruit🧚🏾‍♀️ @untando__]

In loving memory of Nkosi Johnson

[YvesSaintRic @YvesSaintRic]

I don’t even wanna describe her I don’t want yall imagining her

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Mourinho says he doesn't keep runner-up medals so he threw it to an Arsenal supporter. #CFC

[Holmzie @Holmzie777]

Neither Hov or Drake have been OUTRAPPED in a battle. They lost due to shock value on their opponents’ behalf.

Them two in a battle straight up RAPPING against one another can be golden.

[Africa Is Not A Jungle @florentino_papi]

Mareta J.Cole le Dreamville le North Carolina

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

even jay z at 70 years is still responding to disses but jcole had to bitch out

[AKA @akaworldwide]

BENNI MCARTHY is bigger than Arsenal.

[👍 @CLINT419]

you can have it all, just not all at once

[Dalai Nyama @DALiii_Danger]

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[Bafana Bafana @BafanaBafana]

The final Bafana Bafana 🇿🇦🔥 2026 FIFA World Cup squad is LOCKED IN! ⚽💛💚 From the safe hands in goal to the clinical forwards, these are the players who will represent South Africa on the global stage.

​#BafanaPride

@adidasfootball @adidasza @rexona_sa @standardbankza @10betza @freddyhirschsa @flysaa @castlelagersa @cocacolaza @sabcsport @nutritechfit @sociosdotcom @southernsungrp @honorAfrica

[Africa Is Not A Jungle @florentino_papi]

Steven Smith

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Kanye is the greatest fashion designer of his generation

[A-REECE. @reece_youngking]

what if I go broke and I got no more racks to spend on youu?

[TotalEnergies CAFCL & CAFCC 🏆 @CAFCLCC]

A decade later.. ⭐⭐ #TotalEnergiesCAFCL

[FIFA Club Football @FIFACF]

🏆 Mamelodi Sundowns: CAF Champions League winners!

They have also secured a place in the forthcoming FIFA Intercontinental Cup and the FIFA Club World Cup.

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

AND NEXT TIME YOU SAY BRUNO FERNANDES’S FUCKING NAME MAKE SURE YOU PUT PREMIER LEAGUE ASSIST RECORD HOLDER BEFORE IT