"Yes, mister Prime Minister of Greece. We, The Turkish Government, shall admit to the Armenian Genocide -
But only on the express condition that you simply grab this ice-cream cone I've prepared for oyu..."
PLEASE GORDON ILL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR MUTE DICK!!! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT??? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT OFF MY ADMINISTRATOR'S DESK!!!