Henry From Florida

Henry from Florida. Not Really an 85 Year Old Colonel Sanders. I like dogs and fast food.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@captain_shart Morning Cap. Have a great Friday!!

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@Noelle60587511 Happy Friday. Hope you have a great day.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@AndrewGilmerUS His cock is just Kevin Hart medically grafted on.

[Beautiful Brilliant Broken Bastard @AndrewGilmerUS]

Dwayne "The Rock's" Johnson.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@AndrewGilmerUS It really is isn’t it lmao.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

Post your most terrifying Halloween celebrities.

Julia Child

[Gingerbread Florida Man @Junebagio]

Poast your most terrifying Halloween celebrities.

Crownan O'Brien

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@ViceroyAmarindo I would turn the tables on this perverse escapade with a handstand entrance.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

I’d sue the museum for sexual assault 2 years later.

[Richlyrichard @Thfc_RR]

I'm going meat for meat

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@damcapn666 Just above idle

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

Wood Chipper. Feet first please.

[New York Post @nypost]

Alabama mom charged after disabled daughter, 12, found dead with maggots in her diaper https://t.co/T6g0BcYD9r

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@ViceroyAmarindo @damcapn666 I want to live on a planet of just dogs and cats and maybe my dear Greta.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@ViceroyAmarindo @damcapn666 We should’ve taken heed with the Berenstein bears. They were giving us clues.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@ViceroyAmarindo @damcapn666 I think I’ll just go out with my dogs. Hopefully they’ll take mercy on me and use me as a sex slave for the next round of experiments.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@ViceroyAmarindo @damcapn666 What’s your opinion on the Vegas ufo incident. The one where they supposedly landed in the backyard?

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@NotWhoISayIAm3 @BBCWorld

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@robynngarfield The worst part of this is the man in the middle. Guys will do anything for some trim.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@damcapn666

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@damcapn666 If you think that’s something wait until I reveal my middle name.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

My last name is Cockburn.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Couples with different last names divorce at roughly a 50% higher rate than those who share a surname, per the Institute for Family Studies.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@jarvis_best C’mon @NancyMace can you imagine, the two of you would be unstoppable. Like Aileen Wuornos and Tyria Moore. But with less sex.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@JohnConnor_US @goodvibes005 @tuquoque3

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@damcapn666 Badass.

[Henry From Florida @FloridasOwnMac]

@PerryALPHA Bull urine rubdown with a cow pattie tug job.