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Feed me porridge! Spoon my bisque! Yum gazpacho (Very brisk)! Chowder chunky, full of clams! Bone broth, bay leaf, dill, and yams!

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@tylerarose0 @navvye @shaurya_sinha7 The broader point being that you AI dipshits are always like "we're gonna put the biologists out of work" and then instantly reveal that you don't know shit about the actual bottlenecks in drug or pesticide development. As an actual scientist, I hate you stupid fucks.

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@tylerarose0 @navvye @shaurya_sinha7 I don't doubt you run tests for endotoxin, mycotoxin, etc in whatever compounds you're screening. That's different from running toxicity studies for a pesticide in development. One is a 3-minute assay, the other is multiple years of animal studies

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Refreshing humanity. The guy is a mensch

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Zohran Mamdani: “I believe there must be room to mourn every single life. There must be room to mourn the lives of the more than 1,100 Israelis that Hamas killed three years ago. There must be room to mourn the 74K Palestinians the Israeli government had killed since. What I so appreciated about being at the vigil yesterday evening, as I had been the year before, is that it was a vigil that brought together New Yorkers to read testimonies of their own family members, of others who’ve been killed either on the day or in the genocide since and ends with a shared vision for peace and for an end to the genocide”

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The nerve of this fucking robot to accuse a person of wasting its time. Bitch, you're a fucking robot. Your time is worthless because you don't matter because you're not conscious.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Why are they're defaults to get pissed omg 😭😭😭

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guy who has FONDLE as his vanity plate

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@SteveHiltonx Yes, surely overt mockery will win over the libs

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@PeteHegseth Another drink for the Butcher of Minab!

And a toast to cirrhosis or liver cancer!

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this dude looks jaundiced as fuck. Just bilirubin oozing out his pores. Anyway, I hear cirrhosis is pretty miserable, and just the idea that Pete Hegseth might have it brings me joy. Please Pete, have another round!

A toast, to the Butcher of Minab!

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Hegseth: No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals

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@Eric_Schmitt You should resign because you're worthless :)

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@SenEricSchmitt Resign you fucking dipshit

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Take the L you fucking pussy

[CHARLIE COTTON @hicharliecotton]

@Eric_Schmitt : isn’t embarrassed coz he didn’t make a mistake

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AhahahahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[alz @alz_zyd_]

biology wet lab experiments should have been automated like a decade ago. they haven't been automated because PhD student labor is artificially low-priced, lowering the financial returns to automation

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Since the bar started as a deliberately COVID-conscious locale, I side with the disabled patrons who are now shut out of a rare safe third space.

That said, very difficult to have this as a for-profit business model in the US without charitable/government-subsidies

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. https://t.co/FuaTxqqjso

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The juice? I think this guy's got it

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Vivek Ramaswamy repeatedly begs event attendees to ask him questions but no one does

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So embarrassing watching two boomers try to have a genuine conversation with the 2026 equivalent of Clippy The Paperclip

[Piers Morgan Uncensored @PiersUncensored]

EXCLUSIVE: AI actress Tilly Norwood glitches and starts speaking CHINESE during her interview with Piers Morgan and real-life actor Tom Conti...

Watch the full interview at 7pm (BST)👇

📺 https://t.co/1nTb79BH8D

@piersmorgan | @TillyNorwoodX

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@pittparents No, you're son wasn't mad about you "invading his privacy". He was mad about you invading his privacy. Because you plainly invaded his privacy. You violated his trust. If you can't recognize why you're wrong, I'm sorry to tell you that you're just a bad person.

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Very not-pathetic pitch, JD!

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"

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Ron DeSantis deserves to be locked and starved in the cage

[capitolhunters @capitolhunters]

As people are horrified by the Alligator Alcatraz detention cages in the recent DHS report, and by Ron DeSantis saying he'd "make them smaller", realize: detainees said the cages WERE smaller. They couldn't stand. The report is a coverup and its author is tied to Jan 6... 1/

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Senator, we simply noticed some of our most promising applicants were also prodigious dog-fuckers, verifiable yiff-hounds.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."