FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦

I'm the president of space. He/him. Human rights activist. Late-stage capitalism is cancer. ACAB. Leftist and believer in actual science. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

Your daily reminder that Elon Musk won’t have sex with you.

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

What a joke. No one trusts the guy who promised he’d lower costs for our working families and farmers but built himself a golden ballroom instead.

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@Timcast Tim, take off your beanie. Do you have skin under there or are you hiding diseased brain matter?

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@LeeJohn5536921 @BulwarkOnline @60Minutes And yet still no proof of your claims, just moving the goalposts.

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@LeeJohn5536921 @BulwarkOnline @60Minutes It's odd that you don't provide anything to back up your claims. I mean, 100% of people in your household are guilty of domestic abuse.

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@DebrulerTerri @jerseyish @atrupar @AntiToxicPeople He could have easily asked for a different venue setup.

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@reggieSKOL @elander777 @atrupar You're aware he can dictate the setup at the venue, right?

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

Being a jackass on Twitter must be nice... you can make a bizarre claim like "He has sex with kangaroos!" and then say you're "just saying facts" and add a few cry-laughing emojis.

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@LeeJohn5536921 @BulwarkOnline "He said things that made me uncomfortable, so he's a crazy liberal despite decades of journalistic integrity!"

That's you. You're a sobbing crybaby.

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@TomM7621 @forTheMeltdown @atrupar Such as the fact that you traffic children to afford your heroin habit?

See how easy it is to "use facts" when you have none?

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@TomM7621 @snowbdr9 @atrupar Right. Because only *you* have all the information, O Lord of Knowledge.

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@LarryGordo59 I'll smuggle replacement parts for you over the border in what would likely be the most boring smuggling ring ever. 😉

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@Wreckeddiver2 @cwebbonline That's nice for you?

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@Acyn I mean, he made up "mutilization."

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@PapadatosS51972 And tariff-free cheese for you that's won literal international awards... we can become the dairy powerhouse of the world with your farms! That and awesome bratwurst, beer, and cranberries. I'm willing to embrace our stereotypes.

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@PapadatosS51972 @atrupar Just spitballing here, but since Trump thinks your country can become the 51st state... maybe you could annex Wisconsin (and Minnesota!) as some new provinces?

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@MssCee @atrupar Though, to be honest, we wouldn't mind becoming a province of Canada.

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@Acyn Trump's obesity would cause any skates he could wear to just sink 3 inches into the ice.

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@amylcris Why? Did I hurt your feelings? Are you admitting Twitter is for transphobes? Are you upset your name is "Larissa"?

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@PrairieDevil Oh, if you go again... visit Paul Bunyun's. Best pancakes you'll ever eat.

Damn, I sound like a travel guide. 😛

[FlossMan @flossman.bsky.social 🇺🇦🇨🇦 @flossman]

@PrairieDevil Did you ride the ducks? Some of the best photos you can get of the Dells are right there, especially in autumn!