Simon J Floss

I cover health care stories by day and dance and sing like an idiot by night

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Liam Gallagher if you can see this I’m sorry I didn’t know this until now

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I am late to the game but Oasis is the best band ever

[Simon J Floss @flossy_simon]

I am late to the game but Oasis is the best band ever

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@Puppieslover 10/10 good

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Whoever runs the stoplights hates me

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Which one of you took my Aldi quarter

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@BellaBaddie__ Have you ever heard of Sprite

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@Simon_Ingari Cottage cheese

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@positivityofx They would just like some blueberries and/or carrots

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@vuse_lover No

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@nocontextscats Give him a little piece

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Having a cat is awesome I have this tiny little dude who is my best friend and he is small and cute and we hang out every day and sometimes he does funny stuff and when I’m sad he comforts me and he listens to me all day it’s really great I love him so much

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@PunchingCat He’s doing great

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BLSWHBP

Big little sweetie with high blood pressure

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Why are the stoplights so fast today

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@indicatorfn Ok

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@depressionlesss Happy birthday Queen

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You’re a mean one Mr grinch is the greatest diss track of all time

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Godzilla was just hungry

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I haven’t watched season 5 of stranger things yet but if Barb doesn’t return what is even the point

[Simon J Floss @flossy_simon]

Not to brag but I am so bad at fantasy football