Michael “Flounder” Homes

It is simply not up for discussion | Fast greens enthusiast | Shit poaster | Lover (not a fighter) | SEC Stan | Closer | Fake Finance Bro |

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

@FairwayFelon Full kit wankers are so back

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

@mcgonagle88 Matthew, this is you if you work hard enough to retire in your late 40’s. Get to work son 🫡

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

@AskiaEnthusiast This was a 2 year job yes

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

In honor of Koivun making the playoffs and hoping Dunlap figures out the yips

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

@ohstringerbell The guy uses a stage name and is lecturing us about protecting our livelihood’s??

[WSOP - World Series of Poker @WSOP]

WOW. He did it in style. 🏆

Congratulations to 22-year-old Lucas Jumalon 🇺🇸 on winning the 2026 WSOP Main Event.

Just one month after buying in for $10,000, he walks away with $10,000,000, poker’s most prestigious bracelet, and a place in history.

We can’t wait to see where your journey takes you next. 👏🍾 @LukeJu22

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

@johnny_danziel I literally asked you to sue me

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@droidbuilds God I miss it

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

@johnny_danziel Sue me please

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

@DavidAmelottiTV 10% of a STL salary is not even close to what’s needed to maintain a lifestyle in Boston, yep it’s a scumbug layoff

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

@ABC It’s about being constantly in zone 2

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@BoringBiz_ Someone has to answer to the LPs

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

@proamericapol “The foreign adversary says they’re not doing it, so therefore our president is lying” is such a wild pov

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

@NileGardiner Then give us Greenland loser

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

@GolfChannel

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@wtvrem13 And here I was thinking the stars were aligning for me swoop in post-crash out (warranted btw)

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

@wtvrem13 So when will you be in Denver again?

[✞ 𝕬𝖗𝖙 ✞ @art_is_found]

how the start of summer felt for those two weeks when we had 4 world cup games a day

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

@wtvrem13 Wait till after kids

[Michael “Flounder” Homes @floundercloses]

Literally me today

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

WHAT A SPORTS DAY.

- Norway vs England
- Argentina vs Switzerland
- 16 MLB games
- UFC 329: McGregor vs Holloway