pooptaint

I can solo spit roast | 94 | they/them

[pooptaint @floursec3]

Please ignore any attempt of me trying to create a hit tweet. I’m just trying to create a platform to support myself and feed my family

[pooptaint @floursec3]

Asked Siri was 12 x 3 was and she said she didn’t know

[trap dad @dude_gang]

white people be like let’s go get drunk at a brewery with all of our small children and let them run around everywhere

[layla @layzchipz]

This is how august has felt so far

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

Sock turning the heat up on you hoes!

[notJates @JustNotATES]

Grown ass man Tweeting like he on Victorious and this https://t.co/waYl3TbUe8

[pooptaint @floursec3]

She’s so intelligent you can’t convince me otherwise

[kou ݁ᛪ༙ @slashedhalo]

i forget that sex is considered a biological need up there w food and water No wonder being horny gets so serious This shit isn’t a game

[acervo doguinhos @acervodoguinhos]

Se

[pooptaint @floursec3]

like specifically diarrhea

[pooptaint @floursec3]

are butt plugs for stopping poop?

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

dentists be like ur gums bleed cause ur dad likes men

[pooptaint @floursec3]

Watching the NBA that shit made my James harden

[reid @thereidfeed]

walked 20 min outside without a mask with 400+ air quality index to get chipotle — WITH lettuce and cilantro sauce

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

Due to the diarrhea virus we must avoid potentially dangerous foods such as lettuce, salad, veggies, water, tomatoes, fresh air, going outside …. Thinks such as being inside, video games, internet trolling, cheetohs, and pizza are safe and healthy options in this environments

[pooptaint @floursec3]

Heard the chick fil a worker say “taking the huge order out�� and it came to me

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I always knew he was a piece of shit.

[luca @jussawhole]

Took several shots at a party with a random girl and when I asked how old she was she said 19