Paula Flowers

Food trailblazer. Music buff. Hardcore beer advocate. Communicator. Webaholic. Certified troublemaker. Tv evangelist.

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It's funny how we can remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs, but can't remember anything when we study for a test.

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Steve from "Blue's Clues" has a net worth of $22 million.

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Do not lose your inward peace for anything whatsoever' even if your whole world seems upset. -Saint Francis De Sales

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u have the right to remain blazed. anything u smoke can & will be used to get u high. if u can't find your lighter, 1 will be passed to u.

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Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger' but it won't taste good. -Joe Paterno

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Have you ever wanted to meet yourself and see yourself from someone else's point of view?

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Marijuana is not a gateway drug that leads to hard drugs. It's more of a drive-thru drug that leads to cheeseburgers and french fries.

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To acquire knowledge' one must study; but to acquire wisdom' one must observe. -Marilyn vos Savant

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I swear bobby pins just get up and walk away by themselves

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Good weed & good vibes.

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Don’t drink and drive, When you can Smoke and fly!

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Bacon is the marijuana of food.

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I have a computer, weed, a vibrator, & pizza huts number on speeddial. Why should ever I leave the house?

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It is a proven fact that cussing when you're hurt helps reduce pain by up to 60%!

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!

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Leadership is a combination of strategy and character. If you must be without one' be without the strategy. -Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf

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The only thing you will take through those pearly gates is what you have given away. -Marcia Moore

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We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. -George Bernard Shaw

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The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have no ability to do. -Orison Swett Marden

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Turning off the lights downstairs and running upstairs quickly so no one kills you.