susMAN

born to shit, forced to wipe

[susMAN @flowers4dads]

fart

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smh how’s my whole swag taste ? @colesprouse

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@jennifersgaudy 🤯🤯🤯

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just had my back blown out by a subway footlong

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@ben_minci eggg wuhhhh

[susMAN @flowers4dads]

omicron variant? more like ohc’mon!!

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white people see a spider in their house and be like “egads!”

[watersplasher101 @DrCameronFetter]

damn, rip joey jordison. probably the coolest drummer. huge talent that was very important to me throughout my life. hope hes doing sick drum fills upside down in heaven

[susMAN @flowers4dads]

@jennifersgaudy Huge loser

[dyslexapro @dyslexapro]

I love @kirstendunst so much I wrote about her as Justine in Melancholia 🪐🌏🪐🌎

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Speedwalking toward a group of laughing girls) Lol, have you heard about the one where the guy goes crazy

[susMAN @flowers4dads]

@daniel_merlo say no more

[susMAN @flowers4dads]

does anyone wanna dare me to never shave this moustache for as long as i live

[susMAN @flowers4dads]

@FLESH_MACHINERY u hacked twitter...? 😳

[susMAN @flowers4dads]

oh wow.. im shitting again... its like its every day with this stuff smh

[susMAN @flowers4dads]

off the cbd blunt eating hardboiled eggs in bed

[susMAN @flowers4dads]

@sadfunnyhotgirl you’re homolexaprol

[susMAN @flowers4dads]

all the clothes i ordered online have arrived i no longer have anything worth living for

[susMAN @flowers4dads]

@wociio praying4u 😞🙏

[susMAN @flowers4dads]

@sadfunnyhotgirl you’re both of these tho