Jiang Fuli

“are you a teacher of the heart?” soft I answered “no” || Yuwu parody acc || 🌸🍬|| multi-ship, shizun is free real estate || 18+ NSFW

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

AHEM

[🍓 !! cr: qjj vol 2 @qiyanwanning]

how is it that i can't think of a single wuxia/xianxia danmei character who has shitty eyesight like there's no way there isn't a single person who isn't squinting at things and accidentally stumbling into things, like do they all just cultivate their eyesight problems away?

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

…. I am married…

[꙳ʚ·❨𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒍❩·ɞ꙳ @HiraethPromises]

I’d totally date someone with the surname “Jiang” though. 😊

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

@chonghuasgreed Look it’s been done before and I’ve only seen one case of someone being forced to become a woman… and that was a special case… why would I assume you would be special?

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

I go away for a week and people start taking medicine into their own hands… tch!

[—𝑾𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑺𝑯𝑼 𝑱𝑼𝑵 @chonghuasgreed]

ㅤ
don't mind her . she's just dozing off . she hasn't been getting enough sleep lately .
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[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

@WINGEDVOWS Child, are you hungry? Here.

[primayara 🌸🍬 @_Priyara]

Pic 1—

Chen Tang: We have a lot to talk later.

Pic 2—

Hua Po'an: Sure, when? 😋😋😋
Chen Tang: ...

#yuwu
#余污

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

@iLoveShizun69 Ahhh… things would likely not turn out well for me…

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

… what Monday???

[‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎𝙈𝙤 𝙍𝙖𝙣 ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎;; ‎ ‎ 墨燃 @iLoveShizun69]

Mpreg Monday ?

.. Oh HEY SHIZUN-

[primayara 🌸🍬 @_Priyara]

🤯 huatang...! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

*staring into the abyss*

[Irene 🦋🦊 @shimeibeloved]

I don't think the erha fandom is upset enough about what happened to the bbbfs lol

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

Hmm…

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

i love you please participate in my convoluted decades long unethical experiment which can only end in you murdering me

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

[looks at the Liao Kingdom]

This teacher has terrible news, either way…

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

Is… is that a competition???

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

@twilightflrish There is nothing to forgive, child. I am not angry with you. Comport yourself well on the battlefield and represent my teachings well, and above all, bring your men home alive. Everything but life can be regained.

[primayara 🌸🍬 @_Priyara]

Hua Po'an, back when he was General Hua 🌸

#yuwu
#余污

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

@twilightflrish Did I not tell you to be careful.

[he flicked Po’an on the forehead.]

Do not invite disaster by invoking the universe to come up with reasons for me to disown you.

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

@twilightflrish I only opened a door for you. You did the rest.

Now be careful with your words. Too many of my students started talking about serving their nation and got brought back in an urn.
You have value inherent to you not from the status of your mother but from the fact that you live.

[Jiang Fuli @flowersbreaking]

@twilightflrish You smooth talker. You know I hate it when you condescend to me like I am one of the lords who demand your submission.

If you graduated and became a general of all things you can treat me like at least an equal.