Caroline

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

Steve Irwin’s fashion statement was so underrated... It’s totally a look 🤩

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

Just don’t assume any dog breed you’re unfamiliar with is a rescue or mutt

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

Please don’t assume that any dog with “cool colorings” at the dog park is a rescue. And please don’t start by asking an owner if their dog is a rescue because your brain classifies it’s cool colors as a “mutt” so therefore it must be a rescue.

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

And I won’t assume that your fancy shmancy purebred isn’t a puppy mill product.

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

I wish they held the position of President to the same standards as all college graduates looking for a job. -Bachelor’s degree required
-Master’s preferred
-5-15 years experience
-Microsoft Office proficiency
#PresidentialDebate

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

I wish they would put each candidate in a box and when it isn’t ones turn to talk, they just turn the mic off and no one could hear them 💁🏻‍♀️ #PresidentialDebate2020

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

Anytime I pass @zacktincher on the trail I just tell him “my Kate Courtney legs kicked in” and leave him in the dust 💁🏻‍♀️ #sparkledust @sparkleaddict

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

I took @zacktincher to a gas station across town to get a Gatorade and his drunk friend was inside checking out 😳 #whataretheodds he literally hit the front door, turned around and came back to the car to avoid 🏃🏻‍♂️💨

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

@zacktincher has just made friends with the local drunk outside the liquor store and I’m dying/very surprised he hasn’t told him to fuck off, but now they’re on first name basis and bro’s ��🏻‍♀️

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

All I’m saying is NEVER make me an aunt/god parent/whatever. The things I buy for my dog and she doesn’t ask for any of it, I can’t imagine what I’d get for a little human that’s asks for everything 🙊🙉

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

You can take the gal out of West Virginia but you can’t take West Virginia out of the gal

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

@kiki_monsterr literally just won Clue on her first turn... 💩

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

I’ve turned into Linda. I had cereal for breakfast and popcorn for dinner 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

For all the people who need to see this. You are not your job. Just because your job was deemed not essential doesn’t mean you are as well. #youaregoodenough

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

@BasedMG New York is definitely the city that doesn’t sleep, even during this epidemic- 100% the big flashing red lights fault

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

Can we change back day light savings time, I’m done with dinner and need it to be dark so I can go to bed #SelfIsolation

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

I just found out there’s a new Charlie’s Angels and now I know what I’m doing tonight 🔥

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

Praying for this 2ft of snow overnight forecast to actually be correct ☃️

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

I just ate my first burger from a fast food restaurant in over a decade. I’m just going to leave this here #mcdonalds

[Caroline @flowerscarrie]

It just turned 2020 and it’s snowing but I have the flu and the only thing I care about is Neapolitan ice cream sammies