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rearranging the deck chairs on the hindenburg.

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@mrjamesob more like deck chairs on the hindenburg.

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#PoundSterling

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My girlfriend: So you bought that stupid expensive power drill i told you not to?

me: I don’t want to comment at this moment, as the matter is part of Sue Gray’s investigation. Let’s wait for the report! 👍🏻🤗

#DowningStreetParty #SueGrey #BorisJohnsonResign #WhatPowerDrill

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at least berlusconi went down because of coke fuelled orgies with high class hookers.

bombom johnson goes out with cheese and wine parties that were so boring, guests thought it was work.

hey hey my my!

#BorisJohnsonMustGo #BorisJohnson #PMQs

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bbq for tonight? sorted!👍🏻

#bbq #putonthemeats #surfnturf #roadkill #butabigone

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making heavy love towards the lens to support the fashions 👍🏻!

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Now available at https://t.co/eBnGRnksXc. Fashion by @eygloreykjavik and I. Get your kill kill dress!
Photography: @doraduna. Styling: @liljuros. Makeup: @isakhelgason. Módel: @solhansdottir @stefansdottirs @flowerybert

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did done some dilettantish photoshop.
you’re welcome 👍🏻!
#BrexitHasFailed

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about last night with @mjfurtek and @trill.iceland.

was all fun and games until they turned on the sirens, blew whistles, and shouted “evacuate the hill IMMEDIATELY!”.
slightly irritating when you’re standing on said hill…👍🏻

https://t.co/ptC2uspPYt

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meow 😿.

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@FischerKurt das bin nicht ich! das ist nicole 1982! hmpf!

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saw a bunch of adolescent active volcanoes under the northern lights the other day. it’s what geologists commonly refer to as a “FLIPPIN DOUBLE WHAMMY “!!
#fagradalsfjall #Geldingadalir #icelanderuption #icelandvolcano

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it’s official: fuck 2020, merry christmas, and cheers!
#Maradona

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Seriously, you could not make this shit up!
#cumsfilter

https://t.co/WCT8SOPGjO

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On the upside: the whole affair made me watch this video 267 times...
#stayelite #dominicstays

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#stayelite

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The whole Johnson-Cummings affair is a massive Bush-Cheney flashback since the start.
...and remember: Cheney got away with literally SHOOTING A GUY IN THE FACE!
So why would Cummings leave right now without having had the perks of shooting someone or starting a war?
#cumgate

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The UK government handling things in 2020 so far...

#SackCummings #SackDominicCummimgs #sackcummimgs

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Giving it all, like Barbra Streisand did.