lucien

truth expert

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If we were in love would you still love me if I was a worm

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Leaving Twitter

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My horde small but we shambling

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Hath not a coworker eyes? hath not a coworker hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions?

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@moth__wings Lmao

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My worksona is a sort of doe eyed, naive, ingenue. I find this works wonders in getting help from the older people at my job eager to take on a parental role

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You don’t got any cards in your wallet? No debit no credit? No ID? No punch cards????

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I will catch this wild goose

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Jenna Maroney Funny Moments

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Lucien’s century of humiliation

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Yo la tengo

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If you’re in boarding group 6 they hate you. They think you should die

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Desire probably isn’t the best Bob Dylan album but it’s got some great songs, and it’s the period that Bob Dylan looked the hottest

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I, too, experienced this when I heard the song Isis for the first time in high school

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Try imagining exactly the process of brewing and drinking a cup of coffee, down to every smell, sound, taste, etc.. It’s a great way to wake up in the morning and it saves you a few minutes as you don’t have to wash your mug afterwards

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Being really catty like “that hat looks 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 on you” and the other guard has to be like “that hat does not look good on you”

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I just want to be a guard who tells lies. Today’s woke America won’t let men dream. Back in the 50s you could go up to a pair of doors, shake the manager’s hand, and they’d pair you up with a truthful guard for 10 dollars an hour. It wasn’t easy, but it was good work. Not anymore

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I have a disorder where I’m an electromagnet

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I have a disorder where I think I’m Santa Claus despite knowing that I am not Santa Claus

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@Burger63828274 Truth 🙏

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Hit by a car #worstweekever