Andrew

swagged out like a christmastime bannister

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

The dodo bird probably wishes Jeffrey Dahmer was born A LOT sooner

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

This is officially a @USMNT fan page now

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

He musta had a terrible lawyer

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

Gotta wonder how Cignetti’s time at Elon University played into this championship run

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

It’s entirely possible that the 49ers play the Seahawks for the 1 seed in the NFC on January 4th #JustSomethingToKeepAnEyeOn
#UnderDaRadar

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

It’s entirely possible that the 49ers play the Seahawks for the 1 seed in the NFC on January 4th #JustSomethingToKeepAnEyeOn
#UnderDaRadar

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Scott Bessent: "Martha, in case you don't know it, I'm actually a soybean farmer, so I have felt this pain too."

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

Steeler’s jerseys look like knockoffs of the knockoff Steeler jerseys in The Dark Knight Rises

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

Hey @OldTakesExposed, look at this fucking idiot:

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

Every year I manage to forget how boring regular season NBA basketball is

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

Every year I manage to forget how boring regular season NBA basketball is

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

@tobiascoker1 How tf did u know

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

I will be naming my first born child Christian McCaffrey. I will also be naming my second born child Christian McCaffrey. And you’ll never guess what my third born child will be named.

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

Feel like socks don’t get enough love. They’re easily a top 5 invention.

[Mac @mac_steinmeyer]

Fred Warner yesterday, now forced to watch Jake Moody actually make kicks in front my my face today

I know nothing but pain

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

@mac_steinmeyer I’ve been sitting here thinking the same thing.

Kyle must have made a deal with the devil to get to Super Bowl with Jimmy G and the devil is finally cashing in.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

His right leg already has been put in an air cast.

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

I can’t prove it but Taylor Swift thinks about how lyrics will look as a screenshot when she writes them

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

[Guy who judges a country’s golfing prowess based on how many golf influencers it produces, checking the Ryder Cup score]: “Uhhh, what the fuck?”

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

Need this crowd to realize “USA” chants are never gonna get in the head of any European. Gotta get some songs about the concerning rise of fascism across their continent going.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Tests today showed that 49ers Pro Bowl DE Nick Bosa suffered a season-ending torn ACL during Sunday’s win over Arizona, sources tell ESPN. It’s a clean tear, but Bosa now will need season-ending surgery.

[Andrew @flowlikepiss]

Russell Wilson must fucking hate his kids man