Aquifer

Hypno-kinkster trying to figure out what this account is on this dying platform. Occasional spark. Cis gender male, he/him. Older than Windows. 18+ only

[Aquifer @flows_deep_down]

I'm going to start a trend of taking photos of the plate of food after the person is done eating

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Why are you wearing the biggest pockets you have to bed?

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Do vehicles pulling boats get a speed boost in the rain?

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Don't forget to water those mouth bones

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Maybe you shouldn't be so biteable

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Raw dogging the world with unfiltered eyes

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There's always time for a song

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My shoelaces are acting weird, so that's fun

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I hate this dental floss, it sounds different!

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@lynniegal It'll be OK

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@lynniegal It's got the zoomies

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Why is work? Like, could we not?

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Hate it when the statey behind you tries to blind you with their headlights into making a mistake

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@lynniegal Everything will work out in the end

[Aquifer @flows_deep_down]

Digging out an old script written many moons ago and having 2 reactions:
1 This is really well written
2 Who wrote this? I must've hit an absolute zone for it

[Aquifer @flows_deep_down]

Dusting off the online nickname from 10 years ago like it's an old costume tucked in the back of a closet.

*Puts on my robe and wizard hat.

[Aquifer @flows_deep_down]

Using word association with common words to create insidious small reminders to need my voice inside your head

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When you're about to sneeze so you have to line your body up or you'll throw your back out

[Aquifer @flows_deep_down]

Excuse me, I just gotta move your dildo so I can pick up the candy wrappers

[Aquifer @flows_deep_down]

I hate it when my eye masks don't smell