J

not your typical soccer mom.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

This was in 1999
She was a fucking Escort working for Epstein and Donald Trump was married to his 2nd wife Marla

Retweet so that the truth spreads

[J @floydetter]

@FOX4 Nooooo!!! Their toilet paper is like magic!

[J @floydetter]

@juneiper68 @FistPunchSkull @RpsAgainstTrump No because he’s a nepo I guess lol. Is this our new Camelot?

[Fort Worth Police @fortworthpd]

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But seriously???
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[J @floydetter]

@IanJaeger29 These were just the popular kids lol

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon thinks the 19th Amendment (women vote) should be repealed, arguing that women should get their voice from their fathers, husbands, brothers or uncles: “This is the Christian position”
https://t.co/qki23ykfTh

[Larry Correia @monsterhunter45]

It's funny that it took everybody nitpicking on whether cats are getting eaten or not to bring attention to the fact someone thought it was a good idea to drop 20,000 3rd world refugees into a town with a population of only 50,000 and that would work out fine.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[Dave Benner, Nemesis of Neocons @dbenner83]

@RealJamesWoods Ron Paul was completely right about the reasons they attacked us (SPOILER: it wasn't for the reasons Bush, Giuliani and the neocons claimed).

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

I’ve learned a lot helping my family get my dad into hospice but one of the biggest realizations I’ve had is that our country is facing a geriatric financial time bomb. It is absolutely insane how much elder care costs. For my family if we were to have someone 24/7 it’s $450k a year

[J @floydetter]

@ach18940300 @KVUE Wait I can’t tell who this is about…sounds like both to me

[Storm @stormrobinson]

There was a car with a flat tire at the trailhead today. “That sucks” I thought and started on my run. Passed two Gen-Z chicks coming down the canyon about two miles in. The car with the flat was the only other car at the trailhead so it must be theirs. “That sucks” I thought and kept on about my run. I got back about an hour later and the two chicks are sitting in their car, doors open, all distraught.

“Are you alright?” I asked.

“Yeah… we’re fine… we’re just… it’s fine” the girl in the driver’s seat replies with wide eyes like I’m definitely a serial killer.

It was clearly not fine.

“You have a plan to get down?”

“Yeah, we’ll call someone.”

There’s no cell service for 10 miles in any direction.

“Do you have a spare?” I asked.

“Uhm, I’m not sure. It’s fine” she replies.

It’s a 2016/17-ish Honda HR-V. The spare tire is under the cargo floor.

“You do. I can put it on for you if you want.”

The two chicks stare at each other. “Uhm… no, that’s ok” the driver says to the passenger in the tone of a question.

“You sure? It will take me ten minutes” I said insistently but trying not be a creep.

The two chicks stare at each other some more. (They clearly would have chosen the bear.)

“Or I can call the ranger when I get down to Pasadena.”

The two chicks stare at each other some more. They whisper in girl code. They look me up and down. They stare back at each other. The passenger finally speaks: “uhm, so… would you mind helping us change the tire?”

“Yeah, it’s no problem.”

I have them open the cargo. They dug out enough hiking supplies to hike the PCT.

“You have enough gear to survive out here for a week” I joked.

The two chicks stared at each other. They looked at me. They looked back at each other. In girl code they agreed it’s safe to chuckle. “Hehe, yeah” one of them says.

By the time I got the car lifted, they had let their guard down a little and thanked me “seriously so so so so much.” They told me they had no idea how to change a tire. They’ve never had to change a tire before but one of them did have a dead battery once in college and had to have her dad drive over an hour to come give her a jump.

Ten minutes later, the tire was changed and they seemed genuinely surprised I didn’t kill them. They thanked me again “seriously so so so so much” and assured me that I “have no idea, omg” and then they were on their way.

It made realize how much it sucks to be a woman where every man is a threat until proven otherwise. I don’t blame them for being cautious, but I do blame them for venturing into the mountains with $1000 worth of REI products, but no clue how to change a tire.

Teach your daughters how to change a tire ffs!

[J @floydetter]

@RealKiefer Wishing peace and warm memories to flood the hearts and thoughts of his loved ones. I’ve enjoyed everything I’ve ever seen him in.

[J @floydetter]

@TheWeightSaint This is fantastic

[J @floydetter]

@djsmps @PapayaPeachy @Austin_Police I mean…come on man. She’s not wrong, and that in no way implies that she hates those a whiter shade of pale.

[J @floydetter]

@TEX_DRIVER @KXAN_News Not that I’m pushing for the vaccine but you do know that women especially have been getting clots just from the virus, right? This is not a naturally occurring virus let us not forget. This was a weapon.

[J @floydetter]

@BebopJosh @ElinHege @alrightfuckiti1 @ThisIsATestTai @mandalore1228 So women are just supposed to put out and shut up? Yikes. Control your ejaculate and this won’t be an issue for you.

[J @floydetter]

@Smugcat10 @BebopJosh @ThisIsATestTai @mandalore1228 Amen🙌🏻

[. (Archived) @roninspirit12]

Let me break down why it's BS for a guy to say, "Doesn't the man get a say in whether to keep a baby?"

Yes he does. Yes. He. Does.

You know when that is?

When he takes it out of his pants.

Men. My brothers in Christ. Listen to me. Hear me now.

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[J @floydetter]

@NotsoScarySheri @LorenaDigital The complaints aren’t lame for those experiencing health issues due to the air quality. People have the right to complain even when others have it worse. You don’t have to like it but you don’t have to be a d*ck about it either.