Floyd's Soda

Free from the shackles of excellence since 1972

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@BlackKnight10k He drowned. What’s the conspiracy?

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@fluentsarcasim @Heathclifshart2 Farts are fucking funny as fuck. I live to give someone a cuppy or a dutch oven, stinkpalming strangers, taking pictures of poop, leaving a rude host an upper tanker and asking if Im supposed to wash my hands after a #1 or a #2? Oh, and crop dusting when everyone is eating dinner

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@missstefania_ Boobies please.

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oh…

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@BisHilarious Plan on it, tear offs are so terrible to sleep in.

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@MartyTa94849826 She is her strongest while on her knees? She looks like a dick runway and theres a 747 bound for that gaping hole of a blow up Suzie mouth.

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@lingerie_addict We didn’t have email when I went to college in the nineties. I hate this online garbage. It should be free if I’m not seeing a professor each class.

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@joncoopertweets Latter Day Saints?

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@shelbystardust If I pay you the same will you take it off?

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@cinemas_1st She clearly doesn’t mind. If my pants were a little long I’d probably break a hip. Like sands through an hourglass leaving the house at all can present such fun as shitting your pants, forgetting why you left, remembering that you were broiling/frying something, oops, pills!

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@tundrafan76 When we found out that my mom was really sick my dad and I smoked a huge bowl and spooned/cried. It was the only thing that made sense. We knew she wouldn’t live much longer. And we have been wreckage since, but we have one another. Without my dad, I may have joined her.

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Ashy Larry’s shot up thumb is a fake.

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@joerogan ain’t no way that Ashy Larry’s dog is part pitbull. Loved your episode with captain crunch! Your odd knowledge is refreshing. I’m rich bitch!! Paid straight cash. We eat frog legs in Michigan. I’m not paying’ for a leather belt. A rare steak is “blue”

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@Oatmeal https://t.co/DCbwhqQA4D

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@iUsedToBeADuck Dj publicly shit my pants.

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@HarleeMarie @robreiner So this is how AI is going to end us huh?

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@elonmusk @WSJ @WSJopinion @AllysiaFinley

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https://t.co/7HTeFkGCy0. Must have been those immigrants that shitheadski sent there.

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@nathaliejacoby1 Americas Wang.

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@McFaul I just don’t understand how that man is still above ground.